Today is the birthday of Jim Harbaugh, coach of the San Francisco 49ers (for now). Like on the birthdays of all Michigan Men, I wish him nothing but pain and degradation on his anniversary of surviving another 365 days in America.
Michigan Football, however, is still without a coach, and it's no secret its golden goose is in the form of the former Michigan interception thrower. Today, Michigan Football took to its Twitter account to again bat its eyes at its potential savior:
Happy Birthday, Jim. #GoBlue pic.twitter.com/kameWJ7F5S
— Michigan Football (@umichfootball) December 23, 2014
Did Michigan do this for my favorite Wolverine, former safety — AND CURRENT NFLer(!!!!!!!!!!!!) — Jordan Kovacs? I highly doubt it. So grab some Gatorade, Michigan Football, because you're looking parched.