Former Wright State forward Brandon Noel, who averaged 19 points per game last season, is transferring to Ohio State.
According to The Washington Post, 48 schools in the five wealthiest college conferences increased athletic facility spending 89% from 2004 to 2014.
That trend continued into 2015, when Clemson announced a $55 million "village" for its football team.
Because these schools are broke and not actually making any money off football teams, it's set to include a golf simulator, laser tag, an outdoor pavilion for fires and barbecues, a mini-golf course, a lounge with pool and ping-pong, as well as the standard gym and practice fields.
But perhaps most importantly for current and future Clemson players, this village will also include a slide. But not just any slide. A slide fit for a baggage claim conveyer belt.
Also, Clemson's new football facility will feature a slide. A freakin' slide! pic.twitter.com/wGTLO3thTs
— TeamBuildr (@teambuildr) August 18, 2016
Coach Swinney wanted the best and most fun Football Ops Facility in the country...
— Clemson Football (@ClemsonFB) December 14, 2016
Coming 1-26-17.
#SLIDE pic.twitter.com/Z3XDl02pDb
Yes, apparently a slide was the decisive factor for the "most fun football ops facility in the country." There are few things in life that grown men love more than a 20-foot slide which somehow looks worse than the atrocious mockup.
But naturally, the haters on Twitter couldn't understand this.
@ClemsonFB So glad to see colleges are still spending their money wisely......
— Jamie (@8bitforever) December 14, 2016
@ClemsonFB Dabo is such a stupid name
— WalterBlakeKnoblock (@WBKnoblock) December 14, 2016
.@ClemsonFB pic.twitter.com/4xAmIaiVAc
— st. nick (@nick_pants) December 14, 2016
@ClemsonFB a little slide isn't that cool
— Michael Schlaug (@schlaug_michael) December 14, 2016
@ClemsonFB you serious Clark?
— Scott Long (@ScottML15) December 14, 2016
Clemson University got rid of their swimming program so Dabo could give his college football players a slide. https://t.co/RK9Gb5ZalN
— Gamecock Trey (@GamecockTrey) December 14, 2016
@MaceJonathan @ClemsonFB they can use it to slide right into the empty trophy room
— David Rollins (@DRoll135) December 14, 2016
(That sound you hear is Clemson fans rushing to Well, Actually him about their one national title won over 30 years ago.)
A slide in the football facility? Clemson OD
— SwaziThaSavage (@SwaziThaSavage) December 14, 2016
@JUiCE_THACAPT @ClemsonFB you crazy mane Clemson finna be sliding on that junt after they take that L
— Bristo (@PenGriffey14) December 14, 2016
@ClemsonFB @Cgriffin3323 coulda just gave each a 250 dollar gift card...college kids are broke man
— Kram (@lakeruci) December 14, 2016
So, Clemson FB gettin a slide. That's cute. Just remember what Momma says-"all fun & games till someone gets hurt".
— Ashley Carmichael (@CrazyPearlLady) December 14, 2016
@ClemsonFB so much static shocks waiting to happen
— Spencer Honda (@SpncerHonda) December 14, 2016
@ClemsonFB running down a hill and now going down a slide. Wondering if you all really want injured players.
— Leslie Weaver (@FSUGodsGirl) December 14, 2016
The facility opens Jan. 26th.
Clemson players should get there early. They're clearly expecting long lines for the slide.