Kindergartner Clearly Doesn't Give a Damn for the Whole State of Michigan... or Directions

I'm no kindergarten teacher, but I am a man who will tip my cap to any kindergartner hell-bent on ignoring directions from tyrannical overlords.

The rules to the assignment seem straight-forward enough, but this brave kid went out of his way to nix geographical lines that have stood since 1837.

What were you doing in kindergarten? If you were like me, nothing as cool as this:

My sons kindergarten geography homework @Brutus_Buckeye pic.twitter.com/Q2srGpjE1h

— Fleegle (@Jason_Fleegle) May 14, 2015

His apparent residing in Arizona is just the icing on the cake. If I were this kid's parents, I'd pull him out of school tomorrow. It's clear he's already learned enough.