You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
We're another week closer to Football season, and I'm starting to taste it. I've already ordered my student tickets for this season, and I'm working on planning a trip to Blacksburg. Sadly though, we're still a couple of months away. At least we still have Twitter to help us pass the time.
I think I'm allergic to gold
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) June 11, 2015
But... Gold Pants...?
Only at my girlfriend's parent's house can I feel like I over slept by 3 hours and have it only be 9. Dang spaniards.
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 6, 2015
Did you all keep the tags on those new #StephCurry jerseys? 30 day return policy... #ALLinCLE
— Zach Smith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) June 10, 2015
This is almost certainly a jab at Michael Thomas, who's been openly rooting for Golden State the entire series.
Nothing better than getting dirty looks when rocking an Ohio State shirt in Alabama #rollbuckeyes
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 6, 2015
I need a radio show
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 9, 2015
Someone suggested "Just One Mike in the Morning"
Got the lil kids camp saying it's Lit
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 8, 2015
Baby Kid: Mr. Lee is it Lit? Me: Yeah playa it's Lit
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 8, 2015
Y'all know what it is pic.twitter.com/IpEtFz4Yv6
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 9, 2015
@Birm @OSUCoachMeyer fair to say Coach Meyer enjoyed my jokes today! #comedian #hedidntunderstandme #accentprobs
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) June 8, 2015
I can just imagine Urban with a smile on his face saying "Son, I can't understand a damn thing you're saying"
David Lee looks like a big ass Ben Affleck
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 10, 2015
Throwing out the first pitch at the Suns game tonight. Hopefully the ball makes it to the plate
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 11, 2015
Made it over the plate. And the catchers head.. But it had power! That's all I'm about
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 11, 2015
Told moms I'm the starting SS for the preseason #1 CFB team. No way I'm cutting the grass. U see who won that convo pic.twitter.com/ubvgxNyOwl
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 7, 2015
Why there is no Zaxbys or Chick-Fil-A on campus is beyond me.
— LeDelly (@S13Collier) June 9, 2015
Anyways I just need an @Zaxbys or @ChickfilA to come to tOSU soon. #PleaseAndThankYou #Bucks
— LeDelly (@S13Collier) June 9, 2015
As a fellow Georgian, I fully support this.
I wish I knew more about horse racing and horse breeding
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 6, 2015
Currently on the hunt for chipotle in Miami
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
AND I WILL FIND YOU (father off Taken voice)
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
And 20 mins later, I found you pic.twitter.com/oqmyEZQtbB
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
@CJ12_ u gone step on that scale and it's gone say 270!
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
He could be our Jared Lorenzen!
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) June 9, 2015
Worker at @ChipotleTweets just forgot to get a tortilla and he proceeded to put rice onto just foil #longday
— Kyle Berger (@K_Bergs) June 9, 2015
family feud
I just want to remind @CJ12_ that Father's Day is coming up real soon.......
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
@1Tyvis yea so what you getting me son
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
@CJ12_ don't even start that. Look I don't want much. Get me a nice TIME PIECE. Not a watch, a TIME PIECE
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
@1Tyvis just ungrateful! NEVER heard of the child asking their DAD for a gift on Father's Day, how dare you!
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
@CJ12_ smh. Son your b day is in sept. I'll take u to Disney land. The bible says honor thy mother and FATHER.
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
@1Tyvis you been acting out every since you walked in on me and your mother, next time knock, I told you we were trying to rekindle that
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
@CJ12_ aye u tripping! Catch these hands bum! Idc if u live or not in practice im taking u down bum! I'll take the punishment #FallIsComing
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
It comes a time where every boy thinks he can beat his father, I think @1Tyvis is at that point of his life, better think twice son
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
I told @CJ12_ mom not to stand next to the microwave when she was pregnant with him. "Something wrong with his head. He just CANT GET RIGHT"
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
I died a little when I read this one. These two make my job so easy.
@1Tyvis showing out on social media are we? Ok, you GROUNDED! No cell phone, no game system, no daylight!
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
@CJ12_ i really wish I had that $400 back in the day.... U better be glad I was broke at the time
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
And Tyvis lands another right hook.
@1Tyvis and you wonder why I walked out.....
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 8, 2015
@CJ12_ u better be glad I claim u. I should've left u in that hospital bum
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 8, 2015
Tyvis won this interaction in a landslide imho.
#fakelanternwatch
OSU women's hockey returns to action October 2nd at Lindenwood
— The Fake Lantern (@TheFakeLantern) June 9, 2015
Looks like we're back, everyone.
This week's winner of twitter
Me -"you know Cheetos are one of the worst things you can eat" @Cantguardmike - "I'm still gonna take the slant to the crib"
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) June 9, 2015
Follow Friday:
- The Fake Lantern: @TheFakeLantern I can't fully explain what makes this account so great, but it's one of the best on the internet, truly. Follow it, or don't. They don't care. I promise.
- Mike Bennett: @Mike63Bennett
