You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
We're now post NBA Draft, meaning we're getting closer to football season. However, it also means that we're in the worst part of the off-season: that seemingly never ending drought where all we have is regular season baseball. Thankfully, Twitter can be our refuge.
Also, watch the Women's World Cup. The United State's plays China tonight. We're good at soccer.
I'm a LAKER! #Loading...
— D'Angelo Russell (@Dloading) June 26, 2015
I've already ordered my #00 jersey #1 jersey
Need to get some shoes to match a Lakers jersey now
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) June 25, 2015
(I ordered mine before he did. I'm better)
It's always a great day when you work for the best landscaping/ snow removal and mini roll off dumpster company pic.twitter.com/7VivSTrgA8
— Jacoby Boren (@Jboren50) June 24, 2015
walking to class in the rain is for the s
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) June 25, 2015
Ducks? Chicks? I must admit, I only posted this one because I don't get it. Please help me.
It's 8:30 and we just had lunch
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 24, 2015
With the addition of K Tyler Durbin, K Jack Willoughby, K @dgarris11 and LS @LiamMcCullough2, the specialists are now 8 white guys strong
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) June 25, 2015
Slobs are bowling #beanathlete
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) June 24, 2015
Fun Fact: I am an EXCELLENT bowler.
— Natalie Collier (@BossLadyN) June 23, 2015
When your teacher doesn't know sports..... pic.twitter.com/DyUDSFRpKZ
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 23, 2015
When u go to class and don't have it
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) June 25, 2015
I daresay most people have the opposite problem Zeke...
Next time I go to Subway and they ask what I want on my sub, I'm gonna say "Everything except..." and then name like 8 things I don't want
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) June 22, 2015
@jbbigbear try turning up the brightness on your TV
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 22, 2015
@LuckyLefty8 we'll be waiting.
— _ (@DLeeMG8) June 23, 2015
Some friendly banter to Notre Dame quarterback Malik Zaire
Guy driving a sweet Mercedes with the license plate "wife a dr" #goals
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 21, 2015
@1Tyvis your avi looks like he's takin a dump
— Joel Hale (@WHAT_da_HALE51) June 24, 2015
I mean, he's not incorrect:
Wearing my crocs on the alley @richielisle pic.twitter.com/G8f5GkWy4q
— Patrick Elflein (@elflein65) June 24, 2015
@S13Collier or eating lunch at 8am
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 26, 2015
Stephen collier loves pitbull
Pitbull is one of the top 5 rappers of all time
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 19, 2015
Has better lyrics than Kendrick, Drake and Cole, yall sleep
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 19, 2015
Idk why it took me so long to come to the light. He makes Jay Z look like an amateur.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 19, 2015
@markpantoni he's a genius
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 19, 2015
GOAT pic.twitter.com/8LMQ1vvdMr
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 19, 2015
@makepeacewithme unfollowing you and blocking you for not like Pitbull
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 20, 2015
So you all just going to act like this is huh? Okay pic.twitter.com/N0SEhccnuX
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 19, 2015
I'm 99% sure he was joking, but there's always that pesky little 1%...
Here's my Pitbull #Take: He's that guy that is always at every party despite never actually being formally invited. Nobody says anything because they don't hate him enough to cause a scene and they just assume everyone else likes him, but nobody truly WANTS him there.
buckeye country superfest
Buckeye Country Superfest Litttt
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) June 20, 2015
I hate when people ask if I like country music or if I can swim...
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) June 23, 2015
Too many fights at country concerts lol
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 20, 2015
When you find out that you really do love country music after all .. pic.twitter.com/CstTu9Xnwy
— Samwise (@Sam_Hubbard_) June 21, 2015
This picture made me unspeakably happy.
dolodale sets sportcenter straight
Apparently there's a "National Kissing Day"? Missed that. Anyway, on said day, Sportcenter tweeted this:
Happy #nationalkissingday. pic.twitter.com/ulvA1woXZH
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 19, 2015
Cardale immediately noticed something missing...
Hold on @SportsCenter don't forget about OSU, Happy #NationalKissingDay pic.twitter.com/W1k3do48NK
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) June 19, 2015
Which led to the worldwide leader in sports to admit their mistake.
Our bad, Cardale. https://t.co/N3LyLrZrzj
— SportsCenter (@SportsCenter) June 19, 2015
Again, it's Cardale's world, we're just living in it. We should have a contest to see who can get twitter verified first: the @11W account, or Dolodale.
This week's winner of twitter
#FathersDay pic.twitter.com/TuHDgbhtKA
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) June 21, 2015
Underrated portion of this picture: Tyvis is reading a magazine with a page titled "Email."
Follow Friday
- Joshua Perry: @RIP_JEP
- Elika Sadeghi: @SteakNstiffarms For those who don't know, Elika is a former member of our Eleven Warriors team, although she left before I got here. She's a spectacular writer, and possibly an even better tweeter. She has a knack for making dumb people look dumb in the kindest way It's truly admirable. You see, when I do that I'm just a dick. If my expert opinion means anything to you, you should follow her.