Joey Bosa Celebrates Valentine's Day by Getting His Car Broken Into

By D.J. Byrnes on February 14, 2014 at 8:49 am
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Joey Bosa is a bad man. As in the kind of bad man that started on the defensive line at Ohio State as a true freshman.

A different kind of bad man, one of the criminal persuasion, apparently broke into Bosa's car last night:

Yikes. And I thought some Cincinnati kid spelling out "UC" in the Shoe was poking a dragon with a stick.

I must say, I am a bit relieved Bosa didn't catch the perpetrator red-handed, because if he had, Bosa would likely be cooling his heels in Franklin County Correctional out on Jackson Pike Rd. awaiting arraignment on manslaughter charges.

In the end, the badit(s) made off with Bosa's backpack. Let this be a harrowing reminder: do not leave anything of even trivial value in your car. 

And while we're on the topic, what's up with people vandalizing OSU defensive linemen's cars? 

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