8 Year-Old Thinks Ezekiel Elliott Should Be Awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, Changing to No. 15

By D.J. Byrnes on February 13, 2015 at 12:14 pm
Dear Ezekiel Elliott,
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An eight year-old Florida boy penned a letter to Ezekiel Elliott, and I'm suddenly re-examining my 28-year-old "no kids not never" policy. 

Here's the letter in full, via @taylor1019:

Dear Ezekel Elliott,

And here it is, transcribed [sic'd obvii] if reading eight-year-old is a problem for you:

Dear Ezekial Elliott, 

I am your bigest fan! I think that you're the best running back ever! I watch every game on Saturday. You are so good that you should win a Nobel Peace Prize. 

Anyway, I wish I could be like you, but I am to slow so I won't be as good. I wish I could come to all your home games, but I live in Florida so it will be hard. I really wanted to know if you played baseball or basketball too? Because I play baseball for the 8u (8 and under) Panelli's Park Crushers and I want to play basketball. I play football for the Oldsmor Falcons. Congratulations on the national championship, MVP, nice! 

I only have one more thing to say: You're awesome!

from, Jacob Tyler

P.S. Go Bucks! 

Somebody get Jacob a Nobel Peace Prize for the greatest literature to come out of America since Samuel Clemens. 

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