2025 cornerback Jordyn Woods flips from Cincinnati and commits to Ohio State.
The Cleveland Browns, a team that despite jokes is still comprised of professional athletes, would roast Ohio State in a full-fledged match on the gridiron.
Or would they?
According to Public Policy Polling (trigger warning: political numbers attached to link), 57% of Ohio voters think the Buckeyes would emerge victorious in a game against the Browns. Only 23% backed the Browns, with an assumedly 20% undecided about the matchup, which is equivalent to another plank of PR disaster for the Browns.
Speaking of which, here's new Jacksonville Jaguars safety Tashuan Gipson, lured from the Cleveland Browns on a deal worth as much as $35.5 million over the next five years, on the Browns' free agency period:
Still, Tashaun Gipson on Browns' FA inaction: "It's honestly just as confusing to me as it is for the fans of the city of Cleveland."
— Aditi Kinkhabwala (@AKinkhabwala) March 10, 2016
More Gipson: "How do you lose 2 Pro Bowlers, an up-and-coming RT, one of the best returners who's an up-and-coming WR in one FA class?"
— Aditi Kinkhabwala (@AKinkhabwala) March 10, 2016
Despite all this, 49% of voters identified themselves as Browns fans while only 29% pledged allegiance to the Cincinnati Bengals.
H/T: @DrPattiJones