Last night: ALL THE HAPPY JAMARCOS.
(P.S.: A site I know, ElevenWarriors.com, has ALL THE SUGAR BOWL COVERAGE.)
Let the media wail and revise their #takes, but one thing is clear: The only reason Alabama still had a chance in the fourth quarter was due to Ohio State's mistakes.
And let it be known: My belief in this team never wavered:
Ohio State isnt losing this game.
— DJ Byrnes (@marion_ohio) January 2, 2015
That was my tweet when it was ALABAMA 21 OHIO STATE 6, but this Skull Session isn't a testament to my unwavering belief in Ohio State; it's about the power of the unit.
It's about this Ohio State team that made the most obnoxious fanbase in the country awake to this horror:
The @tuscaloosanews sports front as Alabama's season comes to an end. pic.twitter.com/5Fu2glMhs7
— Tony_Tsoukalas (@Tony_Tsoukalas) January 2, 2015
WHERE IS THE ALABAMA NATION ON THIS DAY? I doubt I awake to Hoss1407 — a dusty gasbag who doesn't possess the strength to hold a cellphone aloft through a ten minute YouTube rant — telling me to suck on an Alabama nutsack. I doubt I awake to lawtide423 talking shit from a funeral parlor lobby about how Alabama "does all the things they need to do to win a football game, people."
Why? Because the dirty little secret on Alabama Nation is they're a bunch of front-running cookie crisps who didn't have the heart for a prolonged campaign in the streets.
These clowns went up 21-6 and expected Ohio State to roll over and kiss their diabetes needle. Instead, the bully got punched in his meat-stuffed jowl. It'd be amusing if it wasn't so damned predictable.
Taylor Decker... let 'em know... because this wasn't an upset:
Left tackle Taylor Decker: Ohio State is never an underdog." http://t.co/MmDlZe18Fy
— Austin Ward (@AWardESPN) January 2, 2015
MAYBE THE BIG TEN ISN'T BAD AFTER ALL. Michigan State okie doked Baylor. Wisconsin trucked Auburn. Ohio State pieced up Bama. Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany, YOUR THOUGHTS?
From Jon Solomon of CBSSports.com:
"I don't know about a passing of the torch," Big Ten commissioner Jim Delany said moments after getting a congratulatory handshake from SEC executive associate commissioner Greg Sankey on the Superdome field in SEC country. "I have tremendous respect for SEC football. They've done it on the field. UCLA (basketball) did it in a period of time. North Carolina (basketball) had some good years when I was there. Big Ten has had their day. SEC has had their day. Maybe it's a new day. Who knows?"
Good thing shit-monger Clay Travis ruled Ohio State out on September 6th.
YESSIR MICHAEL THOMAS. Seriously, there was never a doubt:
Mike Thomas is going to play in the NFL for a long time.
ONE LAST CHECK ON ALABAMA NATION. THERE WAS NO BLOCK BUTTON WHEN THE UNION BROKE Y'ALL BACK, LAWTIDE423:
As someone who has been blocked by everyone from Adam Schefter to Kareem Abdul-Jabar: I must say that this was the most satisfying work of all time.
Rack 'em, Bama.
TOO COLD, OREGON. The Buckeyes will get Oregon in the national championship game, fresh off the Ducks' pasting of Jameis Winston and Florida State. They'll probably want this "No means no" celebration back, however:
Meanwhile, here's Urban Meyer finding out about the blowout in the Rose Bowl:
SPEAKING OF THE ROSE BOWL...
Tremendous. RT @BryanDFischer On the field as Oregon was getting the Trophy pic.twitter.com/g5f2JCOMt9
— Eleven Warriors (@11W) January 2, 2015
THOSE WMDs. SEC Stooge: Alabama will win handily... 42 out of 43 ESPN experts predicted an Alabama Sugar Bowl victory... Alabama Man with YouTube Account Wants You to Know How Much He Detests Ohio State... Alabama Video Blogger Has Special Message for Eleven Warriors.... Get bent, Harvey Updyke.
