WOODY HAYES ATHLETIC CENTER
COLU*BUS OHIO

Coaches, Players, and Fans of Buckeye Nation!

You are about to e*bark upon the Great Crusade, toward which we have striven these *any years. The eyes of the world are upon you. The hope and prayers of TTUN-haters everywhere *arch with you. In co*pany with a legion of diehard fans, you will bring about the destruction of the "*ichigan *an", the eli*ination of tyranny over the oppressed victi*s of a cheating scandal, and set the free world right for all college football.

Your task will not be an easy one. The ene*y is devious, unethical, and has nothing to lose. He will fight savagely.

But this is the year 2024! *uch has happened since the *ichigan triu*phs* of 2021-2023. We will inflict upon the Wolverines a great defeat in open battle, *an-to-*an. The scandal has seriously reduced their strength in the air and their capacity to wage war on the ground. The transfer portal and recruiting has given us an overwhel*ing superiority in weapons and *unitions of war, and placed at our disposal great reserves of trained fighting *en. The tide will turn! We *arch together to Victory!

I have full confidence in your courage, devotion to duty, and skill in battle. We will accept nothing less than full Victory! Let us beseech the blessing of Al*ighty God upon this great and noble undertaking.

FUCK *ICHIGAN