A BUCKEYE BASHING
Ohio State conquers Chicago with a 31-7 beatdown of Northwestern at Wrigley Field.
If you're not into the sports bar scene and just want to play hooky, sit on your couch and drink in the "first" day of the 2015 NCAA tournament, here's your TV Guide, courtesy of USA Today dot com:
And don't forget to use your sick voice if work calls.
And just remember to use your sick voice if the office calls.
