Well, football teams pumping out photoshopped edits of their recruiting targets has officially jumped the shark. (Thankfully for Ohio State, Sammy Silverman maintains his vice-like grip on the throne.)
Eventually teams will learn, however, this kind of work is best left to a professional, and not some intern who dabbled in Photoshop as a #teen.
Here's Wake Forest's — yes, Wake Forest's — latest effort with three-star defensive end Kengera Daniel:
— Kengera Daniel (@WYWH_Daniel22) September 16, 2014
Granted, the ruse seemed to work on Daniel, but this photoshop looks like it was done the old fashioned way: with scissors and a xerox machine.
Sorry, Kengera, but they're selling you a bill of goods down there at Wake Forest. The best magazine cover a Wake Forest player has a chance of making is Winston-Salem Living Magazine.
No disrespect intended, but Winston-Salem Living Magazine ain't getting no Kim Kardashian.
UPDATE (1:19 PM): Oh no, this is apparently a thing:
I wish pic.twitter.com/V0oIGoWTVV
— Marcus Marshall (@mdm_21) September 16, 2014