Les Miles is a man with a vision, and it apparently includes forming a Louisiana militia to prevent other schools from usurping his fertile recruiting grounds.
From theadvocate.com:
Q: Have you tried to keep other schools out of satellite camps in Louisiana?
A: If I could we’d hoist small caliber weapons. To be honest I don’t think that’s possible.
The Warlock is getting long in the tooth if he's admitting his wildest dreams are no longer possible. But alas, he might not need a militia to stop satellite camps. According to 11W's Lord of Whispers, Alabama is the only other school that can recruit Louisiana besides LSU, and satellite camps aren't going to change that.