An Arkansas pig with a mean anarchist streak is loose and blocking an interstate, according to reports.
@KegsnEggs @edsbs huge pig blocking interstate traffic in Arkansas, football gods trolling early, roll hawg pic.twitter.com/EfT2lQA1w5
— Blake Smith (@Blake_Smith77) May 8, 2014
I'm working with an alchemist and oracle now to determine what this means for Bert Bielema's upcoming season... but it does seem rather ominous.