You know what sounds like an awful time? A night club that doesn't serve alcohol. You know what sounds worse than that? A night club in Razorbacks Stadium that doesn't serve alcohol.
Yet, this is the design from the same people who thought hiring Bert was a good idea in the first place.
From the Arkansas program (via Yahoo!):
The new Razorback Rooftop will provide University of Arkansas students an opportunity to sit together, socialize and mingle with friends while watching the best college football in the country. The Club will be located above the south end zone on the top deck which was used for student seating in past years.
Oh, it gets "better." From Yahoo!:
The “club” will have a “live DJ, couches, TVs, and high-top tables,” among other amenities. For each home game, 2,000 wristbands will be made available for students who purchased an $85 “access pass.”
Nothing better than paying $85 for the right to be sober and listen to trance music while you watch your team get steamrolled by Alabama on a television inside the stadium.