Northern Illinois opens their 2014 campaign at home tonight against perennial blue blood, Presbyterian Blue House (7:00 PM, ESP3). NIU's athletic director, Sean T. Frazier, is apparently rearing and ready to go for tonight's tilt.
I assume this is done with some semblance of self-awareness/ironic detachment, but I can't say this 240p video gets my juices flowing.
In fact, I'm noticeably less excited for football now.
Source: @CoachSamz