So, you probably heard: Michigan Football used social media and Jim Harbaugh's birthday to openly hit on him.
Harbaugh, who at this very moment still coaches the San Francisco 49ers, is preparing his team to host its divisional rival, the Arizona Cardinals, on Sunday in what will be the 49ers last game of the 2014 campaign.
Harbaugh is expected to be fired within minutes of that games conclusion, in which the reported two-race horse between a developmentally stunted institution cloying to foregone days of past glory and the Oakland Raiders for Jim Harbaugh's services will commence.
Harbaugh was recently asked about Michigan Football, the fat but rich girl with messed up teeth, and its flirtations from across the bar.
From Mark Snyder of Freep.com:
Asked at his 49ers press conference if he saw the U-M tweet, Harbaugh remained as cryptic as possible.
But he knew what the reporters were getting at, breaking into a rare wide smile.
"I've had a lot of nice birthday wishes," he said in the biggest grin he's shown in a press conference in weeks with the media crew laughing in the background. "Hopefully you'll have the same on your birthday, with a gleam in the eye, a smile on the face and a few kind words. That's all you really need. I wish you guys a very Merry Christmas."
As Ramzy first pointed out, December 23rd is a date used in the past by Michigan football to announce kicker/sexual predator Brendan Gibbons would miss the Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl Sugar Bowl due to "family reasons." (I suppose the most unbelievable part of that sentence is that Michigan appeared in a Sugar Bowl that was broadcast in high definition.)
Harbaugh has every reason to smile, however, because he'll have two suitors willing to offer him full control and however much money he wants. It's basically every megalomaniac's fantasy, and Jim Harbaugh is about to be living it.
