Marcus Mariota Latest Player to Be Defiled with Horrific Subway Bust

By D.J. Byrnes on April 22, 2015 at 1:03 pm
Do not eat at Subway. It is garbage.
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Subway apparently wasn't deterred by its disparaging of poor Anthony Barr. Its warlocks are back at this year, producing a Marcus Mariota bust, which you can see above.

If the name was removed from this article, I would wager 0% of commenters could guess who in the hell this horrific conjuration was supposed to honor.

I hope Marcus got paid at least $1,000,000 for this.

Source: @darrenrovell

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