Bert Bielema moved to Akransas and developed a fake southern accent. As far as I know, that's the only superpower ever harvested by a fan of the Arkansas Razorbacks.
arkansas razorbacks super hero costume. hey hog fans, only 9 of these bad boys left in stock: http://t.co/AfJzJTvQ8l
— Allen Kenney (@BlatantHomerism) May 20, 2015
My question is: Why? Why would you dress like this and attend a game if you're over the age of 12? WHAT IS THE APPEAL?
Somebody explain this to me before take my search for an answer into the path of an oncoming semi.