Former five-star recruit and current Georgia RB, Nick Chubb (you can probably guess which one is him in the header photo), is on Twitter and Instagram, but only posts rarely.
His reasoning is pretty solid:
Me "why don't you ever tweet or Instagram?" Chubb "You ever seen a Lamborghini commercial. don't gotta advertise." @NickChubb21
— Hunter Long (@hlong73) June 7, 2015
I guess this means I am the equivalent of a rusted-out 1979 Cutlass.
(That sound you're hearing is 98% of sports fans over the age of forty mumbling, "I wish every player followed this creed," under their breaths.)
Source: @hlong73