Ohio State legend Brady Hoke, who was able to siphon $14 million dollars from the University of Michigan without catching an embezzlement charge, is finally pulling up his family's stakes in Ann Arbor.
Hoke's house (which he "built himself" with UM's money) hit the market at $2,995,000 dollars.
From the realtor's listing:
This undiscovered 34 acre oasis will take your breath away. Enjoy the amazing views of nature, large pond, and panoramic vistas. This 11,000 sf home was built to the highest standards. Highlights include 10-16 feet ceilings throughout the main level, oversized trim and molding, gourmet kitchen with custom cabinets and professional grade appliances, open concept living plan with oversized family room, covered patio/outdoor lounge with built-in grill, dramatic formal living and dining areas, library features extensive built-ins and display areas, luxury first floor master suite includes dual-walk-in closets and spa-like bath. The walk-out lower level is an entertainers dream featuring full bar area, large recreation rooms, and exercise area. Additional heated patios and waterfall make a perfect backyard setting. Additional amenities include 4 car garage, huge laundry room, steam shower, generator.
Busted Coverage has some more photos, if looking at the opulent palace of a decidedly mediocre football coach is your kind of thing.