In Sunday's Skull Session, I joked that the only way to stop Ohio State's 2015 offense would be to arm the opposing defense with tire irons.
It appears I've erred, because there's another scenario entirely that I hadn't thought about: Guns. A defense would (probably) be able to stop Ohio State's offense if they had guns.
And who has the guns? It looks like the Navy football team has some guns:
Members of the #NavyFootball team during Marine Corps training at Quantico #summertraining pic.twitter.com/MyQedODqgt
— Navy Athletics (@NavyAthletics) June 12, 2015
If Navy is our new overlord, I'm not all that upset about it considering these bosses defend my right to type dumb sentences into the internet in exchange for currency.