What if you built an entire offense out of fat man touchdowns?
That question has riddled football enthusiasts for generations, but now, it appears Pete Volk of SBNation.com cracked the code.
Volk assembled an offense of 11 extremely obese men, and now I'm upset no coach has actually tried this theory.
The smallest guy on the offense line, BYU's Manu Mulitalo, is 6'2" 373. Purdue's Corey Clements, all 6'8" and 420 lbs. of him, is the team's biggest member.
The blueprint is there, folks. Now all we need is some middling MAC coach to do the damn thing.
