According to Chris Balas of Rivals.com, Michigan will announce its switching from ADIDAS to Nike. This is terrible news for anybody who enjoys seeing Michigan Men wear clown suits.
If this goes down — and it'd take a stroke of Michigan stupidity for it not to — then I'd just like to toast ADIDAS for all the abominable Michigan jerseys (redundant, I know) they've produced over the years.
Even more tragically, Nike owns the copyright to the color "maize."
The Sun and Blue is dead. Long live the Sun and Blue.
Source: @Balas_Wolverine
