How much money would Adidas need to pay you to clothe your favorite football team? I am poor, and I would need at least $1,000,000 to assuage all the hatred that would inevitably be flung my way.
Look at this horrible, horrible trash. MULTIPLE PEOPLE WERE INVOLVED IN VETTING IT. Somehow, these people are not in or on their way to prison.
Why is this man wearing three Adidas wristbands on his right forearm? To ram the 1970s-esque logo down our throats? The middle schoolish design is the only tell we need to properly source these hobo threads.
A morphine-addled middle schooler could've done a better job.
Source: @lyndsayalee