Halloween is a time that all kids know and most kids love.
And what's not to love about shaking down neighborhood strangers for candy? The answer is nothing.
Jim Harbaugh, however, is here with some chill uncle advice for kids looking to double their loot.
"I try to advise them to get two costumes,” he told WXYZ.com. “To be go-getters. You can hit the neighborhood in one costume, and better to jog and to run from house-to-house, then you can get more candy than anyone else. And then come home, make a quick change into a second costume, and go hit those same houses again.”
When asked if he was speaking from experience: “I [am]. Constant hustle at all times.”
Hater's monocle aside, who can argue with Harbaugh's system? Go out there and get your candy, kids. Soon enough gorging on sweets on a Saturday night will be known as depression.
