Ohio State checks in at No. 2 in the first College Football Playoff rankings of 2024.
Fergus Connolly, the world's most aptly-named Michigan Man and the Wolverines' director of performance, was arrested on suspicion of DUI two Mondays ago around noon in Ann Arbor.
That'd be rock bottom for a normal person. Connolly, however, stayed true to his professional title by continuing his performance while getting booked.
From mlive.com:
The director of performance for the University of Michigan's football team resisted police, grabbed a security guard's throat and bit a lab technician after his arrest March 5 on suspicion of drunken driving, a police report states.
Fergus Connolly, 40, also told an officer he would "put him in a wheelchair," according to the police report.
Police will await laboratory results, which could take "several weeks," before formally charging Connolly. Given the photos and allegations, don't be surprised if performance-enhancing drugs other than alcohol are found in his bloodstream.