Michigan Man's Monday Inexplicably Gets Worse After DUI Arrest Before Noon

By D.J. Byrnes on March 14, 2018 at 11:27 am
His Name is Fergus Y'all
Ann Arbor Police file photos [via MLive.com]
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Fergus Connolly, the world's most aptly-named Michigan Man and the Wolverines' director of performance, was arrested on suspicion of DUI two Mondays ago around noon in Ann Arbor.

That'd be rock bottom for a normal person. Connolly, however, stayed true to his professional title by continuing his performance while getting booked.

From mlive.com:

The director of performance for the University of Michigan's football team resisted police, grabbed a security guard's throat and bit a lab technician after his arrest March 5 on suspicion of drunken driving, a police report states.

Fergus Connolly, 40, also told an officer he would "put him in a wheelchair," according to the police report.

Police will await laboratory results, which could take "several weeks," before formally charging Connolly. Given the photos and allegations, don't be surprised if performance-enhancing drugs other than alcohol are found in his bloodstream.


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