Dave Brandon, the former Michigan athletics director/current Ohio State legend, would've been getting ready for The Game right now if he didn't get canned by the Wolverines.
Brandon is back in the business world as the CEO of Toys 'R' Us, and he sure looks ready to hawk some overpriced junk to your kids this holiday season.
From foxbusiness.com:
“This is Smart Toy Bear and we have a Smart Toy Monkey too which is very similar and this guy is pretty incredible, he’s got a camera and a scanner in his nose and you can program him with your phone, mom and dad can literally program him to speak interactively with their child, learn their name…” Brandon said.
Brandon also addressed the big benefits expected for Toys ‘R’ Us from the new Star Wars movie.
“With that movie coming out on the eighteenth of December it’s just an unknown for us, we’re all stocked up and ready to go, you can see it ramping up, last night you know they keep peeking out a little bit more of what’s happening in the movie and as we get closer to the movie and the release, we’re going to see more and more action as it relates to toy sales.”
Big Toy is out here straight plotting on you parents. Just make sure to redeem those those free cokes at the checkout to help soothe the financial pain.
Source: @_ac616
