You cant make this shit up folks, one of the strangest stories of CFB this year. Hopefully the child is ok, the rest of the stories is absolutely bananas though. Pole assassin was apparently on springer. All ass, no breaks, I guess
You CAN NOT make this up!!!!
The Longhorns just hired Jeff Banks who left his wife and kids to be with a stripper named Pole Assassin who has been on Jerry Springer and has a pet monkey who is a part of her stripping act!
Which Core Value is this again!? pic.twitter.com/h4tujmTfQn
— Clayton Mott (@MottThunder2) January 15, 2021
I'm hearing a repot from a credible source that Texas Longhorns Special Teams Coach Jeff Banks' monkey allegedly attacked and seriously hurt a young Trick-or-Treater last night on Halloween.
The monkey's jaws apparently had to be pried off the small child.
— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 1, 2021
Here is Jeff Banks' significant other and their monkey. Or at least one of their monkeys. Who knows how many monkeys they actually have. pic.twitter.com/5EoF3QP9ap
— Crazy Carl (@CrazyCarlC) November 1, 2021
pic.twitter.com/6vMYAz9mFe
— Tom Campbell (@thomasgcampbell) November 2, 2021
Update: i have a lot of tweets below but i had another update amd we were at 69 comments so i figured id just leave it here.
