Or limerick, ode, or sonnet...your choice! We have enjoyed the poetic prowess of numerous Warriors recently addressed specifically to the Buckeye's upcoming opponent; but now it's time to unleash our literary limitations and unload on TTUN or CTUN or whatever you choose to call those spineless, careless, gutless, ruthless, heartless, dickless...well, you get the gist! I'll start things off:

One track mind exposed
Field corn has been de-tassled
Fail to the victors