Does ESPN ever drug-test their employees?
(Mod Edit: Here to help beef up your posting, AZ...)
Per Joe Lunardi:
"Give yourself a gold star if you know that the nation's leading scorer, Max Abmas, plays for the Oral Roberts Golden Eagles, scoring about 25 points per game," Lunardi said. "ORU can play and the victim is going to be Ohio State. Believe it or not, a 15 beating a 2, it's happened eight times in the tournaments previous 35 years. Why not nine? Somebody has to shock the world. I think it's Oral Roberts."
Instant bulletin board material. Thanks, Joe.