The full NCAA report makes for such fun reading, but the best little tidbit is probably this one. The famous "burger" at the center of BurgerGate was for himself, which he ate for breakfast like the complete weirdo idiot he can't stop himself from being, even for long enough to pass as human to a prospect and his dad:

The recruiting director also provided an expense report and a receipt showing he paid for breakfast at the diner on February 28, 2021, and the order included a bacon cheeseburger. This mirrored prospect 2's and his father's account of the date and time of the meal and the type of food eaten by Harbaugh. Specifically, prospect 2 recalled that Harbaugh ordered a hamburger for breakfast, which "kind of stood out" to him.

This gem is on p. 5. The full report is here. I didn't even know they released these full reports. I can't wait for the next one to drop. Oh my lord.