*clears throat*
Thank you, thank you. We hope you enjoy this new song to the tune of "Johnny Comes Marching Home", performed in... G minor.
*Taps baton on music stand*
Choir and/or entire stadium begins:
"When the Bucks come marching home again, hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll beat the Wolverines again, hurrah! Hurrah!
The Scarlet and Gray will scream and shout,
the Maize and Blue will cry and pout!
And the bell will ring when the Bucks come marching home!
When the Wolverines come into town, hurrah! Hurrah!
We'll sing that We Don't Give a Damn, hurrah! Hurrah!
The boys will Fight the Team and score,
We want a hundred points or more!
And we'll all sing Sloopy 'til sun comes up at dawn!
When Woody comes marching through the Shoe, hurrah! Hurrah!
With every chance we'll go for 2, hurrah! Hurrah!
The Bucks will ring the Vict'ry Bell,
The Wolverines can go to Hell!
And we'll all curse Bo when Woody comes marching home!"
Hate them so much.
Go Bucks. FTTUN.