Wrote this up as my kids were getting ready for bed and they seemed to enjoy it. If the formatting looks like crap, know that I tried! Get a good nights rest and lets enjoy tomorrow!

T'was the night before the season

And all through the land

Not a creature was stirring,

Except the best damn band.

The Buckeyes lay sleeping

Contemplating their fate

Against old Akron,

Score 60 or 68?

Day was a snorin'

Dreaming of Lou.

“I’d like to know", he shouted,

"Lou where are you!?”

Chip Kelly was cheery

Happy not to be a Bruin

Dreaming of defenses

His O would be screwin'

The captains were tired

Yet excited as ever

This team could make history

The best to endeavor!

Meanwhile in ann arbor

The cheaters were sweatin

Their plot had been foiled

Their coaches were bettin'

The notice had came

The admin was moot

They all would be gone

Forever given the boot.

The Shoe rested easy

I’m not gonna lie

Dreaming of fans screaming

Archie dotting the I!

Around the world

Buckeye fans are awaiting

Fast out the gate!

No hesitating!

I’ll leave you with this

ann arbor smells poopy

OH! IO!

Hang on Sloopy!