What a performance that was against Oregon! Well done, Buckeyes. Now, we get to see a matchup that features two of college footballs most historic programs. Obviously, we're red-hot right now (and I like our chances against anyone now that the Rosy-Cheeked Assassin is back in full force) and adding to that excitement is one of the biggest matchups in the last few years. The Longhorns of course have only fairly recently gotten back to competing for national titles but it couldn't have come at a better time. The pure college football fan in me can not WAIT to see a playoff semifinal featuring Ohio State and Texas.
I thought I'd do a little research into how Longhorn fans are feeling about this matchup. I was hoping to find some of the belligerent, bull-headed confidence that you usually find from faithful college football fans, and I was not disappointed. This is a post from the SurlyHorns Board, which has the phrase "What the f*** is a Buckeye?" written under their title page for the moment. This post is titled, "tOSU ain't want this smoke." Enjoy!
Let these fuckers get all high and mighty. Blowout against Tenn. Blowout against UO. Points galore. Just 4 Men stock up 300%. Catalytic converter theives across Ohio rejoicing. Chinese LeBron James jersey sales through the roof.
I hear the Cavs are nice this season. Donovan Mitchell has a nice step-back.
Hey Ohio - shut the fuck up.
No one asked.
All I know is these cats better be ready. This Texas D is full of a bunch of demon spawn, pipe-hittin bitches that exist solely to eat the souls of whoever lines up across from them.
Let's go Day! Makin a run are ya? How you feelin? Michigan was too spicy for ya? Damn. That's crazy. Havin a nice day in sunny Pasadena, though? You like that nice little back to back against Northwestern and Purdue earlier this season?
Good. Bring that energy.
Bring that shit-ass, half-assed, midwestern energy.
It's okay that you lost your most important game. It's okay.
WE WON'T JUDGE YOU!
They're going to be favored. Heavily. We're going to hear it all week.
Time to fill up the bulletin board and let these Texas dogs fuckin eat.
We have absolutely fucking nothing left to lose. We should have lost today's game 5 times until Sunday. We lost twice to Georgia. Vandy played us within 3. Who gives a fuck about loser-ass Texas. We don't belong in the title conversation.
Yeah, well, you know, let's see what the fuck happens.
Hook 'em.
