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Only because the trademarked English article annoys the rest of college football, it's very funny, and the trolling aspect is great.

That being said, I did not graduate from THE. My Alma Mater is a small D2 School in western CO. Life circumstances and personal preference determined otherwise once I departed the Navy. However, most of my family are THE graduates, so I have no problem with being a t-shirt fan. And the football team sucks. (The baseball team is pretty good though).