Well, it's officially the off-season. Time for some peak off-season content! Answer honestly!

Which football season would you prefer? These three teams are completely made up, totally fictional, and in no way inspired by real events or programs. Nope, not at all. Purely a coincidence if any of this feels… oddly familiar.

Option 1: The perfect team. Undefeated regular season, conference champs, ranked #1 almost all year. Oh, and they crushed that team you despise. But, uh, they got served some humble pie in the playoffs. You know, the game that actually matters.

Option 2: Dumpster fire deluxe. A 7-5 regular season where the only highlight was defeating your rivals. That’s right, you stunk up the joint most of the time, but hey, who needs credibility when you can cling to one victory all offseason?

Option 3: The redemption arc. Two brutal regular-season losses that left you questioning life, the coaching staff, and the concept of football itself. But then, like a phoenix rising from the ashes, the team storms back and absolutely dominates in the playoffs. Not just a feel-good story—no, they take down 6 of the top 11 teams in the country en route to winning the national championship. Sure, you didn’t beat your rivals, but who cares when you’ve got a trophy big enough to silence everyone for a year?