It's the Fourth of July, which means basically every American is in possession fireworks. Why do we like them so much? I don't know. They're poorly made and can be lethal when mixed with general idiocy — which I why I, the idiot, try to avoid them.
Don't be this idiot today, America:
Happy 4th of July!! #throwitandrun #dontbeahero #gobucks #truth https://t.co/KE1QVq31TS pic.twitter.com/YsJH1RdKr8
— Kirk Barton (@Kirk_Barton) July 4, 2015
That looks like it's going to leave a mark.
Source: @Kirk_Barton
