You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
We're now in that most dreadful stretch of off-season where there's nothing to watch but regular season baseball. But take heart, my friends! That just means we're inching even closer to the majesty that is Football season!
Here's a reward for your patience (and for making it to the weekend): the week's best tweets.
I just hope my wife can make banana pudding tbh. That's the only qualification.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) June 17, 2015
Just learned that mansplaining is a word. Pretty cool stuff. Wonder who coined that term.
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 13, 2015
@elliottm_3 it means a guy telling a girl that knows about stuff that she doesn't know about stuff.
— Mike (@mike63bennett) June 14, 2015
@MarcusBrand11 that's not me
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) June 12, 2015
Happens to the best of us, man.
My professor must be wearing a new pair of slacks because he still has the size sticker on the side lol #32X30 #FirstDayJitters
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) June 15, 2015
Two things regarding class- 1. Prof is dressed the exact same as he was Monday (sans size tag) 2. He says "LINEAR CURVE". #MathSpeak #Econ
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) June 17, 2015
"Linear Curve" is such an oxymoron. Math people, your language bothers me. Change it.
re Watching this Sugar Bowl. If y'all knew how humid it was in that dome
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 14, 2015
Y'all still don't know what I said to Mr.Kiffin. aka Daniel Tosh Jr.
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 14, 2015
It wasn't bye Felicia...like cmon I'm not that nice
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 14, 2015
I would pay DOZENS of dollars to know what he said to Kiffin. Maybe more.
When coach Mick say no running in the weight room https://t.co/0FcD3KBTgM
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) June 15, 2015
@K_Bergs you have wanted me gone ever since you got to Ohio State for this reason
— Kyle Clinton (@KClinton39) June 16, 2015
@Dloading he nice fr
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) June 12, 2015
@o_tate_ you nice! Plus what he bring to a team that's all you plus more.
— D'Angelo Russell (@Dloading) June 12, 2015
I'm sure going to miss watching these two run the pick and roll. It was the only thing about the team that neared perfection.
Life of an Ohio State Football Player pic.twitter.com/zA8mIg9lR0
— Chris Ash (@CoachChrisAsh) June 14, 2015
I'm giving any new freshman work n 2k or Morta Kombat when I get back HIT MY PHONE
— OG (@JayHolmes_) June 14, 2015
@CampusInsiders no way this is actually a story
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) June 15, 2015
This has to be how all of these guys feel when they read our offseason stories. Players, if you're reading this, I'm so sorry. Also, this isn't going away when the season starts either. So I apologize in advance for that as well.
@Birm @nxmeyer15 @spinnershells cantguardmike cantguardnate pretty much the same person
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) June 16, 2015
Need this back in my life ASAP, out there with my boys pic.twitter.com/1q0I9rw4LH
— Billy Price (@b_price54) June 19, 2015
Twitter, how do we feel about Birkenstock sandals/clogs? I think that's my next move...
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) June 17, 2015
Everyone just hates on everything lol where's the love
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) June 17, 2015
Do all 200 of you think you're clever by referring to Kevin Love...
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) June 17, 2015
Joey Bosa, reminding his followers that none of them are funny.
Everyone read what some idiot came up with and tell me how backwards this is....GO! pic.twitter.com/kk2xT2dMpk
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 18, 2015
If the little things are me making a tweet about you or posting a pic on IG then I'm not getting married. Period.
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 18, 2015
When you study the whole review for the final, and then none of the information is on the final pic.twitter.com/51qzeIqJHy
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) June 15, 2015
@Sean4Heisman1 umm but your not 21 years of age.... That's against the law Sean
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) June 14, 2015
@Cam_Johnston sorry big man didn't know celebrities like u paid attention to the law!! Good to know #corevalues
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) June 14, 2015
#lawabidingspecialists
sleepy jamarco?
If my son oversleeps, misses his flight and can't get another one until August, that's not my fault. I'm not going to disturb his sleep
— Mz. Jones (@MzUJones) June 14, 2015
No one can judge you but God and Coach Mick... https://t.co/8ObwhYbRTJ
— Annie Apple (@SurvivinAmerica) June 14, 2015
Well I know from experience that God is forgiving. I'm not so sure about Coach Mick. https://t.co/gEKk6jkj88
— Mz. Jones (@MzUJones) June 14, 2015
@MzUJones @SurvivinAmerica he's not. Tell Jamarco to get up
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) June 14, 2015
Lol tell him to get up https://t.co/PbfpvyYRL4
— OG (@JayHolmes_) June 14, 2015
I've only seen Coach Mick "Happy", and I was intimidated as hell. I pray that man got out of bed and caught his flight...
players don't deserve scholarships?
A couple of players read this tweet, and were not amused:
I will never understand how an athlete with a 2.5 GPA can get a full ride to college but a student with a 4.0 GPA has to pay.
— based swiss roll (@x_stfubrianna) August 11, 2014
I don't understand how we can still get 3.0+ GPA's with no free time, and you get the same grades and all free time. https://t.co/2oOcfuvgYM
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 13, 2015
You do the same thing that millions of students nationwide do? Only 10,200 have to balance football and school. https://t.co/2oOcfuvgYM
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 13, 2015
Everybody wants a full scholarship until you gotta wake up at 5 to work out, then go to class, then go to practice. https://t.co/2oOcfuvgYM
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 13, 2015
@beTaylor79 @x_stfubrianna why are they so salty? we earned it. It wasn't given to us we bust our ass for it. Literally rain, sleet and snow
— Johnnie Dixon (@MakeHistory_JD) June 13, 2015
@S13Collier @beTaylor79 @x_stfubrianna forgot the meetings
— Johnnie Dixon (@MakeHistory_JD) June 13, 2015
@JayHolmes_ don't even worry bout it bro, tell them to be up 5:30 am sharp and come back at 4pm.
— Raekwon McMillan (@Kwon_daTRUTH) June 13, 2015
I don't knock nobody grind but to say we don't deserve a scholarship is crazy,
— OG (@JayHolmes_) June 13, 2015
As a classmate of these guys, I have nothing but respect for all the work they do. It's certainly not easy, and they rarely complain about it. Unless somebody takes shots at them, of course.
this week's winner of twitter
when the freshmen thought Bi Bi Bop was the name of a fitness test.....
— mclovin' it (@jill_mclovin) June 16, 2015
(If you don't know, this is Ohio State Women's soccer goalie Jill McVicker)
I died a little when I read this, for two reasons.
- This is the most Freshmen thing ever.
- It makes me feel sad for that poor girl who had never tasted the majesty that is Bibibop. I'm sure her life is now drastically changed after her royal feast of purple rice and spicy chicken.
Follow Friday:
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Taylor Decker: @TDeck68
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