You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
It's beginning to feel like fall outside, and football has returned to Columbus. All is right in the world. As we end our weeks and prepare for this highly anticipated contest against Northern Illinois, let us all just take a step back and a look at something of great importance to me: college kids saying funny things on the internet.
Just like bruddas pic.twitter.com/xN4uVJSZSA
— Hubbs (@Sam_Hubbard_) September 16, 2015
1st start in #TheShoe got me waking up 4 1/2 hours before wake up call
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) September 12, 2015
Ace ready for game day #grrrrrr pic.twitter.com/BsJce7Vlfx
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 12, 2015
Alright. This is the cutest dog in the world. There's no debate.
I just want Chipotle and Taylor Decker. Is that too much to ask?
— OSU Crushes (@OSUCrush) September 17, 2015
Taylor Decker has been featured on OSU Crushes more times that Christian Hackenberg has eaten turf. The dude pulls.
Pretty sure all girls agree that Sam Hubbard is the ultimate OSU crush.. Am I right ladies?
— OSU Crushes (@OSUCrush) September 14, 2015
Sam Hubbard is also on there frequently.
@BrandenBowen pic.twitter.com/vIfdD8cKrk
— Justin Hilliard (@JHilliard47) September 16, 2015
Nothing better than when mommy takes you grocery shopping
— Kyle Berger (@K_Bergs) September 13, 2015
I don't really like to talk to people on the phone because I got minutes. Hit me up after 9pm when it's free lol
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) September 17, 2015
Fun fact: I actually have a land-line house phone at my campus house. I don't have to worry about this struggle.
Post game fun with @Nicki_07 @OSUCoachMeyer pic.twitter.com/L8XJw0Y5km
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 13, 2015
Subway after class
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) September 17, 2015
Ok, chipotle or subway?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) September 17, 2015
No brainier pic.twitter.com/6mWW8W41MY
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) September 17, 2015
Normally, I'd complain about his choice of Chipotle, but Subway is objectively garbage so this time I approve of the audible.
(Also, I'm currently eating Chipotle so I can't in good conscious hate on Dolo for doing the same)
Congrats to @Cam_Johnston on his first career pass! Look for him to jump Cardale and JT on the depth chart this week pic.twitter.com/7jtE3AStSV
— OSU Specialists (@BuckSpecialists) September 14, 2015
@majiiinbuu and @jjones_74 just ate 8294738 pounds of food at Champs
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 15, 2015
Shot.
Never thought making weight would be so hard
— Majin (@majiiinbuu) September 15, 2015
Chaser.
Hey @KingJames between me & u. Where u get your new hairline from? Send me & @primetime_lewis the number to the guy. We like @stephenasmith
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) September 15, 2015
PSA: 55 degrees does not call for winter jackets
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) September 14, 2015
Phone screen so cracked I cut my finger
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) September 16, 2015
It was brought to my attention by D.J. Byrnes that Tyquan Lewis has without doubt the best Twitter bio of all time. Upon further review, he's not wrong:
“I don’t want to be confident in where I feel like I’m content,” Lewis said. “I feel like I want to be confident and know I can do better.” -Tyquan Lewis
Third person, and he quoted himself. That's next level.
Having a C lot parking pass is a lot like not having a C pass. Chances of finding a spot are the same as winning the lottery #campusparc
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) September 14, 2015
SLOBSSSS @TDeck68 @elflein65 @Jboren50 @b_price54 @ChaseFarris57 #SALMON pic.twitter.com/4qrJ118PXd
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 12, 2015
— Dame (@DameWebb) September 17, 2015
This is the most mom reaction ever. Except, mine would have already been in the car to drive 9 hours up here and take me to the emergency room her self.
@MakeHistory_JD my son growin up
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) September 15, 2015
Another father-song combo on this team?
I know my time coming I just have to wait for it.. pic.twitter.com/hC00v4JNQA
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) September 17, 2015
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) September 15, 2015
Braxton Miller isn't the only Buckeye with the B-Button move.
button @elguapo
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) September 15, 2015
Everybody go follow lil bro @mikeweber25 !!! He got that button down to #shhhh
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) September 16, 2015
Looks like it's just a Buckeye thing. I'm waiting patiently for my Jamarco Jones spin move.
Twitter grammar cops <<<<< lol get a lifeeeee
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
Sorry Twitter, I'm going to proof read every one of my tweets from now on and use the correct punctuation.
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
Honestly though, it just ruins a fire tweet when you realize you made a grammatical error. I immediately become embarrassed if people saw it and retweet/favorite it before I can correct it. Always proofread.
Joey Burrows I wish I saw you around more @Joe_burrows10
— OSU Crushes (@OSUCrush) September 16, 2015
@Joe_Burrow10 so close https://t.co/iUmRhRCdqH
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 16, 2015
"And I don't even know his last name" -Carrie Underwood
Feels good to be back
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) September 12, 2015
pantoni birthday tweets
I've been critical in the past of Mark Pantoni's poor efforts to find a decent picture for his "Happy Birthday" tweets, but he was really on his game this week.
Happy Birthday shoutout to @TommySchutt pic.twitter.com/KW7EWgMah2
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) September 17, 2015
Happy 21st birthday shoutout to @MakeHistory_JD #Zone6 pic.twitter.com/2tq1RHc6KL
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) September 16, 2015
Happy Birthday Shoutout to @KayJayHill #Zone6 pic.twitter.com/8p3WCIf7Ay
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) September 15, 2015
Happy Birthday shoutout to @BrandenBowen #slobs pic.twitter.com/yOrSWOkTpP
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) September 12, 2015
Happy Birthday shoutouts to @TheTerry_25 and Chris Worley pic.twitter.com/IxjOzVybKU
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) September 15, 2015
It takes a lot to bounce back after lackluster performances. Props to Pantoni.
players take first snaps
A few players took the first snaps of their Buckeye careers Saturday.
My three snaps were niceeeeeeeee
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 12, 2015
Not going to lie I was nervous. Forgot to put my mouthpiece in and everything smh
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 12, 2015
Student section showed love too
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 12, 2015
THAT'S ME! I'M THE STUDENT SECTION!
@beTaylor79 I see you wanted to snap the ball 1000 mph on the first play smh.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 13, 2015
@BrandenBowen @beTaylor79 he IDed the field corner smh
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 13, 2015
I used to pray for times like this pic.twitter.com/NhlRb6KvrL
— Isaiah Prince (@ThePrince_59) September 14, 2015
I got way too excited when they put Denzel in and the man in front of me looked at me like I lost my mind pic.twitter.com/5U9uJXlojB
— Ratchet (@RachelCoghill) September 13, 2015
Zeke is crushin'
Cardale Jones's affection towards Ronda Rousey is well documented, but it appears that Ezekiel Elliott has a celebrity crush as well.
@taylorswift13 I see your in town tonight want to grab something to eat after their concert ?
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
@taylorswift13 Hyde Park tonight ?
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
@OSUCoachMeyer should invite @taylorswift13 to team dinner at the golf course tomorrow night. There's always a seat open next to me.
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
4 to 6. A to B. RELENTLESS effort.
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
Hey man, you miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
I'm going to have to bring in the secret weapon pic.twitter.com/zlReEcnG1B
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
If she sees this tweet, she's in. No question. That dog puts the "adorable" in "adorable."
@taylorswift13 I'm wearing #13 for you this weekend pic.twitter.com/AdG3yb3D17
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
That jersey looks just a tad snug.
Get out of my jersey bum https://t.co/KlvLM1cm2J
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) September 17, 2015
Looks like Stephen Collier won this round:
I'm wearing 15 Saturday lol
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 17, 2015
I wish Ezekiel Elliott the best of luck in his chase. I think we all hope he has better luck than Cardale Jones...
Brutus appears to be in the game too:
.@EzekielElliott @taylorswift13 You focus on & ... I'll entertain our guest pic.twitter.com/wxm22EpARM
— Brutus Buckeye (@Brutus_Buckeye) September 17, 2015
.@EzekielElliott Don't make me go talk to this guy ... pic.twitter.com/Xk99Tvs6tn
— Brutus Buckeye (@Brutus_Buckeye) September 18, 2015
I will hurt Brutus
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) September 18, 2015
this week's winner of twitter
Me: I have a son My professor: Aww how old is he? Me: He'll be 23 in a couple weeks Professor: 23 weeks? Me: Nah 23 YEARS! S/o to 12
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) September 14, 2015
I 100% believe this conversation between him and his professor actually happened and I would have paid dozens of dollars to witness that encounter.
Follow Friday:
- Matt Burrell @marjiiinbuu
- Adam Watson @Awats82 Adam is the football director at @OSUBlockO. He is more-or-less in charge of everything that happens in the student section throughout the game — from the card stunts to all the chants and cheers. Most of the time, he's the one who starts the "O-H-I-O" chant around the stadium (I bet you didn't realize that was one person, did you?). He's a great guy, and he works really hard. Give him a follow.