You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Tomorrow is the fabled Black Saturday, which means two things: Black Uniforms and the Black Saturday Banger (which you definitely should attend).
Tomorrow can't get here soon enough, but to help bide the time I've got your weekly Friday funnies here with the best tweets from around campus.
Took about an hour car nap today and woke up with no clue where I was #aliens
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) October 13, 2015
What time does the @cavs play at the Schott tomorrow and how do I get tickets?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 11, 2015
You walk up to the gate and say "I'm Cardale Jones" and walk in. It usually works for me.
Alternatively, you could be a longsnapper:
@CJ12_ pic.twitter.com/VQpiYit0hv
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) October 12, 2015
Strip off. Show Time. #Blessed pic.twitter.com/FY0YQSjT73
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) October 15, 2015
Nobody gon realize I spelled Stripe wrong? Lol
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) October 15, 2015
About to write this eight page paper pic.twitter.com/yItESApPOi
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 14, 2015
I just might be the greatest to ever do it
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 14, 2015
Random shout-out to Stephen Collier. He's easily got the best Twitter game on the team, day in and day out, and is probably instrumental in keeping me employed. He's the real MVP.
Today is my national "I Love You" day. I want all my followers to know i love y'all and appreciate y'all...
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) October 14, 2015
Never hated a game more than Fifa 16
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) October 15, 2015
That's probably because you're not very good at it. #ShotsFired
They let anybody be uber drivers @_ShonL2
— Johnnie Dixon (@MakeHistory_JD) October 11, 2015
Watching Sandlot for the first time in some years
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) October 16, 2015
I wanna sell my iPhone 6 Plus but it's customized with my initials & 12Gauge lol
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 14, 2015
To all the people replying "I'll buy it!" – I don't think finding a buyer is the issue here.
Reggie Bush was still the best college football player of all time
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) October 14, 2015
Happy Birthday shoutout to @richielisle pic.twitter.com/hwrQoKqu07
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 16, 2015
Surgery in the morning. Praying the doctors knife is capable of cutting through steel. #GoBucks
— Kenny Cunningham (@Dr_Kenneth) October 13, 2015
Ohio State soccer forward Kenny Cunningham had surgery this week. We wish him a speedy recovery.
Happy Birthday shoutouts to @Jamesclark_94 and @b_price54 pic.twitter.com/3nzYpIIfYR
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) October 11, 2015
Please, #TurquoiseOutTheShoe pic.twitter.com/QRZh1kFJ3W
— The Fake Lantern (@TheFakeLantern) October 14, 2015
If that was a drop so be it the man up stairs just keeping me humble, and I hear him #GoBucks! #Progress #Imhavingfun
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) October 10, 2015
For the record, that wasn't a drop, but perhaps Ezekiel Elliott borrowed his talent for a few plays:
Felt like a receiver today @CoachZachSmith
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 10, 2015
Congrats on getting your @Zone6_OSU membership today!!! Been a long time comin... #BestRBOutoftheBackfieldinAmerica https://t.co/Eww4kCBvQ0
— Zach Smith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) October 10, 2015
Honored #HumblePie @Cantguardmike https://t.co/sAt5pQ9EDn
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 10, 2015
When school is on fall break and I still have work due pic.twitter.com/iKRaExakGo
— Majin (@majiiinbuu) October 15, 2015
Fall break is actually the most magical invention ever. "Here, have two random days off before an awesome night game. You deserve it."
ive probably blocked more peaceful than i have followers
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) October 16, 2015
Stephen Collier rides solo to the movies
About to see The Martian solo dolo
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 15, 2015
Why is he going by himself? Because dates are expensive.
Not about to pay 15 dollars for someone to sit in silence next to me lol https://t.co/UgU7udrlFX
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 15, 2015
Valid point, and I agree. I go to movies by myself all the time. However, if you wanted company, there were a number of ways to go about it.
He could have gone two days earlier:
Thinking about going to see a movie, any suggestions?
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 12, 2015
Martian at 8:40 it is
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 12, 2015
Someone yelled O-H in the theater lol I-O
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) October 12, 2015
Or, he could have just texted Brandon Bowen.
@S13Collier bruhhh I'm legit doin that tonight too
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) October 15, 2015
But instead, it looks like he just hit him with that courtesy "favorite" and went about his business.
Who tryna go see The Martian tonight?
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) October 15, 2015
3 15 year old girls sitting behind me in this movie. Shoot me before I lose my mind.
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) October 16, 2015
That's cold Stephen, that's cold.
Black saturday
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 10, 2015
black out in the shoe smh it's about to get real ugly
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) October 16, 2015
#BlackSaturday pic.twitter.com/4PJ7khbyyq
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 14, 2015
#BlackSaturday pic.twitter.com/qM6clAI8e0
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) October 12, 2015
#AllBlackEverything
BlvckOut. pic.twitter.com/OIPT6qQQzX
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) October 13, 2015
For Saturday...Blood on the Leaves
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) October 15, 2015
Nothing better than night games in The Shoe, I can't wait until Saturday!
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) October 16, 2015
Let those boys eat #Blackout pic.twitter.com/SzUTKvSTsr
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) October 16, 2015
Black out!
— Patrick Elflein (@elflein65) October 13, 2015
#BuckeyeNation pic.twitter.com/Tupbwu4wgz
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) October 13, 2015
Flashback Friday #DarkNight #BlackSaturday @jbbigbear @markpantoni @CoachZachSmith #GoBucks #SammySilvDesigns pic.twitter.com/FOkYemamx5
— Samuel Silverman (@SammySilv) October 16, 2015
If you're coming to the game, don't be that guy. Just wear black.
(Note: Turquoise is also acceptable)
Join us Saturday in turquoise-ing out the Shoe to improve recruitment of players who like turquoise #TurquoiseOutTheShoe
— The Fake Lantern (@TheFakeLantern) October 13, 2015
Please, #TurquoiseOutTheShoe pic.twitter.com/QRZh1kFJ3W
— The Fake Lantern (@TheFakeLantern) October 14, 2015
This week's winner of twitter
@S13Collier @JT_theQB4th @CJ12_ Wish @dkrispinsky luck as he starts his chemo this week! #dantheman #BeatCancer pic.twitter.com/NEfjNDjP9r
— Sean Buckley (@SeanBuckley_17) October 15, 2015
@SeanBuckley_17 @JT_theQB4th @CJ12_ didn't even crop the bangers out sheesh pic.twitter.com/8Ss5Zca4le
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) October 15, 2015
Follow Friday
- Stephen Collier: @S13Collier This dude gives me about 40% of my #content. If you follow him, you probably don't even have to suffer through my commentary every Friday.
- Buckeye Visuals: @BuckeyeVisuals You know that spectacular mock-up of a blacked-out crowd at the shoe that's been featured on the site the past week? That's from Buckeye Visuals. The account has only been active for a little over a week, and I'm already impressed by some of the work, particularly the Black Saturday stuff.
BLACK SATURDAY IS COMING pic.twitter.com/51FEvawTjq
— Buckeye Visuals (@BuckeyeVisuals) October 14, 2015
#SOON #BLACKSATURDAY pic.twitter.com/00QL03SbWF
— Buckeye Visuals (@BuckeyeVisuals) October 11, 2015
Give them a follow.