You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
The Buckeyes will be at home this weekend. No, not The Shoe – literal home. After last Saturday, Ohio State's Big Ten Championship hopes are dead. However, their National Championship hopes are still (barely) alive!
As we prepare to become Gators, Trojans and Tar Heels for a day, there's no better way to kick off the weekend than to take a look at the week's best tweets.
Know its beauty when her smile is her best curve
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) December 3, 2015
Funniest picture I have seen all weekend @EzekielElliott bruhh pic.twitter.com/yCwBbolIGa
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 29, 2015
Hilarious. Clearly photoshopped, but hilarious.
I really read a book that's 790 pages long. I don't think I ever invested myself into a book that long
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) December 1, 2015
I remember when I was little no matter where @MzUJones use to hide my Christmas presents I would always find them lol
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) November 30, 2015
Just watched a man return toothpaste at CVS
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 4, 2015
Broke college students cutting costs wherever they can. A clean mouth is a luxury, not a necessity.
#RealPhoneConvosofOsu: Girl:"where are you?" Guy:"going to class" Girl:"you're lying" Guy:"check your tracking app I'm on campus"
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) December 4, 2015
Zeke is the best all around back in the nation... If you don't think this is true then you might be crazy lol
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) December 4, 2015
I agree. Between his rushing, blocking and receiving ability, he's the best in the country.
But more importantly:
Bibibop
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 30, 2015
He just gets it. I'm no NFL GM, but you know you're getting a great decision maker if his favorite restaurant is Bibibop.
College taught me how to take 15 minutes naps..
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) December 2, 2015
Braxton, Dontre, Michael pic.twitter.com/5yUImzGWHJ
— avery valentine (@valentine_avery) November 28, 2015
Jack, Bryce, Liam :hearteyes:
When I was n middle school you couldn't tell me that I wasn't a member in 1017 brick squad
— 10 (@JayHolmes_) December 1, 2015
I swear professors think the only class we have to worry about is their own like we don't have 4 other classes with work in them.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 3, 2015
Big Cat Week on Nat Geo
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) December 2, 2015
Big Cat Week... Is that I thing? Am I missing out on something magnificent?
Sooooo, who is trying to do my laundry and clean my room for me?
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) November 29, 2015
I don't know nobody who bump soulja boy on the real
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) December 3, 2015
Alright. These are fighting words. Soulja Boy is objectively the greatest artist of all-time. Did The Beatles have the most watched YouTube video of 2006? I don't think so. He's truly the song-bird of our generation.
@jjones_74 :If your wife and bestfriend are hanging off a cliff who would you save? Me: man idk Marco: you can find another wife forreal
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 4, 2015
It's too cold today.
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) December 3, 2015
Tyquan, I'm going to tell you what my mom tells me every time I complain about the winter weather: "You chose this."
College isn't a joke lol I'm still up finishing a presentation
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) December 4, 2015
And have to workout at 8 lol
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) December 4, 2015
Well it's about damn time lol @dsmithosu congrats bro, many more to come #1stTD
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) November 29, 2015
ICYMI, Devin Smith caught his first NFL touchdown, More importantly, the Jets also won. The streak lives on!
Live my life constantly looking like this I swear lol pic.twitter.com/IEXsMfJvEy
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 3, 2015
@A_B_Williams34 You up next little bro
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 28, 2015
And not to be left out:
@EzekielElliott @A_B_Williams34 I got follow ups
— T Sib (@ToddSib23) November 29, 2015
Todd Sibley had himself a game last night. He led his team to a state title with 162 yards and two touchdowns.
The one I let get awayy... #shhhh #sickminded pic.twitter.com/1wnuV0FqsN
— Mike Thomas (@Cantguardmike) November 29, 2015
This is not what I call "letting one get away," but okay. Sure.
When your professor says "The exam is identical to the online practice exams" and they're nothing alike pic.twitter.com/2vgHA460az
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) December 2, 2015
I know it's not a tweet, but this is fantastic.
Gold Pants
As you may have heard, Ohio State scored more points than Michigan in Saturday's game. It turns out, the players also heard the news. Here's what they had to say on the Twitterverse about the win:
So this is what Hell looks like....Hm
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) November 28, 2015
Went to Hell today and came out the battle laughin ... #ItsLit
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) November 28, 2015
Got my first pair of gold pants. Just working. #Believe
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) November 28, 2015
Not .. Not .. But 4 gold pants!! We've dominated that state up north my whole career! Love this team! #GoBucks
— Nick Vannett (@N_Vannett81) November 28, 2015
Great team win, go bucks, another pair of gold pants 4/4
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) November 28, 2015
Put them FOURs up! #GoldPants #AllOfThem #LBU pic.twitter.com/2MaBTid70n
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) November 28, 2015
The real question that I have... NOW Who do you trust with your future? #Shhh Welcome to @Zone6_OSU pic.twitter.com/DxqFZzuUNX
— Zach Sith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) November 28, 2015
And, of course:
Coach Meyer hit that #Dab tho!! #WhatsBetterThanThis pic.twitter.com/p26UW7pQ6O
— Zach Sith #Zone6 (@CoachZachSmith) November 28, 2015
What gets me the most is the form is too perfect. This means he practiced this, likely multiple times. Imagining Urban Meyer spending 30-minutes in front of a mirror perfecting his dab form has me rolling.
Only In Cleveland
Everything went according to plan this week. The Buckeyes beat Michigan in spectacular fashion and the Browns found an incredibly creative way to lose.
Maaaaan tell me that didn't just happen.... I was already celebrating. #Salty My week is ruined!!!
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) December 1, 2015
Pro Tip: If you let the Browns dictate your week, it's always going to be ruined.
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) December 1, 2015
I'm through lol pic.twitter.com/GEXkgMVJz8
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 1, 2015
Browns must be cursed by @LILBTHEBASEDGOD it's the only explanation forreal at this point
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 1, 2015
This Week's Winner of TWitter
@CFBPlayoff give us another shot pic.twitter.com/tVrX5zwmV2
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) November 28, 2015
Follow Friday:
- Liam McCullough @LiamMcCullough2 With the departure of senior longsnapper Bryce Haynes, Liam McCullough is your #NextManUp. This is good news, because his Twitter game is fantastic. Give him a follow.
- Doug Lesmerises @DougLesmerises Doug is one of, if not the best writer on the Buckeye football beat. So naturally, I waited till the end of football season to suggest you follow him. Sorry. I'm a failure. Better late than never, right?
