You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
There is no Buckeye football game Saturday, but make no mistake, the players were grinding. The team faced perhaps an even more daunting and terrifying opponent this week than they'll ever meet on the gridiron: finals.
While reveling in academic victory isn't quite the same as celebrating a football win, it's all I have for you this week – take it or leave it.
Me reading tweets about how hard the calc final is pic.twitter.com/DepHI5Z6By
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) December 15, 2015
I never know how to feel after I finish finals... Happy that I'm done studying or sad that I have to accept the grades I got
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) December 15, 2015
I feel your pain Sean.
23% curve just made all the pain and suffering I went through in my retirement planning class worth it
— Jake Lorbach (@BlitzkriegBach) December 13, 2015
God bless those people who make Google Docs for study guides and sends them to the class list. You're the real MVP.
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 15, 2015
A 23-percent curve? Emailing the study guides to the class lists? Man, I'm taking the wrong classes.
Calculated it and I can get like a 30% on this final and still be good. Not that I will because Buckeyes are winners, good feeling though.
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) December 15, 2015
Semester over
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) December 17, 2015
Feliz Navidone with this semester
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) December 15, 2015
I have one more final left, at 8 p.m., and here I am delivering you your premium content instead of studying.
Meanwhile, life evidently exists outside of finals. Who knew?
I can't wait til I don't have to use @ATT @Uverse anymore. They are so garbage- here about once a month #PracticallyRoomies @Camren___
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) December 18, 2015
Yet another night without cable or wifi... https://t.co/fAIl59PFqi
— Camren Williams (@Camren___) December 18, 2015
@RIP_JEP pic.twitter.com/WWnwSAixEd
— Camren Williams (@Camren___) December 18, 2015
Here's the thing about cable and internet: everyone sucks. Every company, every provider, every customer service team – they're all bad. My dream is to one day actually receive what I'm trying to pay for (a novel concept, right?). When I can successfully pay for and receive reliable internet and cable in the United States, I can die satisfied.
Me & @Cantguardmike on a different level ..
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) December 16, 2015
Can't believe I'm not at the Heisman Trophy ceremony this year. I just knew I was gone win it.....
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) December 13, 2015
Thank you J.J. Abrams
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) December 18, 2015
I went to see Star Wars by myself last night, and it was perhaps the greatest cinematic experience of my life. I cannot emphasize it enough. If you are even a moderate Star Wars fan – go. Go now. Leave work, it will be there tomorrow. Star Wars is more important.
Top down in the winter. That's what winners do
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) December 16, 2015
This warm weather really is creeping me out though
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) December 16, 2015
I can get used to 70 degree weather in December
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) December 12, 2015
@RestUpBoog Not one drop though it was near 60 today, I almost wore a tank top bih lol
— E (@RestUpBoog) December 13, 2015
Here's my strategy: I'm not going to talk about how awesome it is, and maybe it will stay.
Recruiting with @markpantoni like.. pic.twitter.com/F5JUvCU0iW
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) December 13, 2015
I really take being able to type fast for granted
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 12, 2015
Same. Although I think D.J. is actually the fastest typer on staff. In case you wondered, we actually do a staff combine every year including events like speed typing, copy-editing and jousting.
@CoachTomHerman is getting a grill with Paul Wall. Coach Yyyyerman is the
— Taylor Decker (@TDeck68) December 15, 2015
I just realized something.... @OSUCoachMeyer never did get that tattoo.... Smh
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) December 15, 2015
I think I've out did myself with this taco salad tonight, just saying
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) December 12, 2015
Cardale Jones might have a fallback career as a chef? Let's see what the critics have to say:
It was DECENT at best! https://t.co/WhHxHVFieT
— Tyvis Powell (@1Tyvis) December 12, 2015
Come on, Tyvis. You have to at least give him props for preparing a meal for you. It wasn't even Father's Day.
Idk why people send me snaps of their pets.....
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 11, 2015
Or food. Like we get it, you like to eat...I won't recognize you in a couple years but do you boo boo https://t.co/rTJOPw4zp7
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) December 11, 2015
Mike Weber Kills a Man
We know Mike Weber was given the nickname "Baby 'Los" in spring camp, and we're getting a glimpse of why.
The @S1LVERBULLETS might need to find a new coach... @Mason_BM pic.twitter.com/tGg3WBHe3a
— Corey Dennis (@Coreydennis_) December 16, 2015
Running over coaches in practice? That sounds familiar.
Mybad coach https://t.co/IvURdv2G9u
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) December 17, 2015
Darron Lee and Stephen Collier Share "SCripture"
Stephen Collier and Darron Lee took to the twitterverse to share their favorite scriptures from the Bro-Bible.
Sometimes you just gotta hit people with the read receipt
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 17, 2015
Amen...according to Curveticus 2:11-12 https://t.co/LT4kZpwSEi
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) December 17, 2015
That passage changed my life honestly. Right up there Thotians 6:4-7 https://t.co/HmisDiUiaM
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 17, 2015
" ...and the Lord came down and said, "No Thot formed against you shall prosper" " https://t.co/VEXknCcyDT
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) December 17, 2015
Turn to your neighbor and say "neighbor, they will not prosper" https://t.co/cDDWKVAAZ6
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) December 17, 2015
— E (@RestUpBoog) December 17, 2015
Reverend Gucci gave the best Sermons https://t.co/HLrOggjLYu
— Darron Lee (@DLeeMG8) December 17, 2015
This Week's Winner of Twitter
"Aye bra ole girl wa...Oh hey Tiffany! my bro talk about you all the time! "...." This Tonya Bro " pic.twitter.com/bYTja1Lk0m
— E (@RestUpBoog) December 15, 2015
Erick Smith gets the win this week. This tweet deserved far more than three retweets, in my humble opinion.
Follow Friday:
- Greg Schiano @OSUCoachSchiano Ohio State's new defensive coordinator, replacing Chris Ash.
- Grant Edgell @Edge11W Welcome Grant to the team, everyone. You may know his Twitter account as @BuckeyeEdge, but it's since been changed to reflect his newly-forged allegiance. Grant has joined the team to help out with art and design work. He's already done plenty of work for us this season, and we're excited to have him on board and see what he's going to cook up.