You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Man I hate snakes
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 8, 2016
Kanye need to go ahead and release the album so I can listen to it
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) February 11, 2016
After seeing this Tweet, Kanye is actually planning on releasing his album early, exclusively to Tyquan Lewis.
Can you teach me to super bowl ?
— Kyle Berger (@K_Bergs) February 7, 2016
Just slipped and fell clear the sidewalks @ohiostate
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 10, 2016
Freshman year of college and I still have senioritis
— Dre'Mont Jones (@TheOfficial_80) February 9, 2016
It never goes away, Dre'Mont. This is who you are now, you just have to learn to cope with it.
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 6, 2016
They really can't https://t.co/rq9erKbyry
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 6, 2016
If Jamarco Jones doesn't score one way or another by the time he graduates, I will admittedly be severely disappointed.
10 pm feels like 3 am
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 12, 2016
How I feel on leg day messing with cch Mick pic.twitter.com/uoYBAm8MBt
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 10, 2016
What are the odds I could survive a week of workouts with Coach Mick?
@CoachZachSmith pic.twitter.com/aY2YiY8WwA
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) February 8, 2016
My dunk package so trash
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 10, 2016
Kam Williams' is nice enough for the both of you, JaQuan.
Mood after that accounting exam pic.twitter.com/gvaWVJ1IwV
— Billy Price (@b_price54) February 11, 2016
Supper bowl babies only good commercial I seen thus far during the super bowl
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 8, 2016
Puppy-Monkey-Baby was spectacular and can be filed under "this should not be as funny as it is."
People take themselves way too seriously
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 11, 2016
Anyone have a good site or link to watch the cricket? #NZvsAUS
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) February 12, 2016
Hello, yes. I would very much like to watch cricket with Cameron Johnston. Somebody get me that for my birthday.
265 20 times on squat got me hurting
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 8, 2016
Not to mention the millions of stairs in my apartment
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 8, 2016
I walk up eight flights of stairs to go to class every day, so we're basically the same (minus the whole squatting 20 reps of 265 lbs. part).
Michael Oher ole meatball sub head
— Mike Weber (@mikeweber25) February 8, 2016
Girl Scout cookies in Cbus? Need em..
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) February 6, 2016
Thin mints mixed in chocolate ice cream is a game changer (I worked at Cold Stone throughout high school; I'm as close to an ice cream expert as you will find).
We might have spit the best freestyle of 2016 and didn't record it
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 6, 2016
The story my mom just told me about how I got my name got me like
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) February 10, 2016
He did not tell the story. We will never know.
Don't people get sick of going out like 4 days a week?????
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 12, 2016
Like how do you even function
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 12, 2016
I can barely get myself to go to the grocery store
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 12, 2016
I try to keep human interaction to a minimum lol
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 12, 2016
Slobs Love Dunkin' Donuts
Putting a Dunkin Donuts on campus was probably the greatest thing to happen.
— Billy Price (@b_price54) February 8, 2016
Putting a Dunkin Donuts on campus was probably the greatest thing to happen.
— Billy Price (@b_price54) February 8, 2016
@Meech_Dream14 coffee...or Mountain Dew, I guess pick your poison. Either way kept me light this morning for agilities
— Billy Price (@b_price54) February 8, 2016
Thank god this world has good coffee @DunkinDonuts pic.twitter.com/IGE3ALSyMz
— Billy Price (@b_price54) February 10, 2016
Here's my #take – all coffee is trash and Krispy Kreme is objectively better than Dunkin' Donuts.
Bosa vs. The Masses
Joey Bosa is used to fighting off double and triple teams, but this week he had to fend off dozens angry internet users after he dropped this hot slightly warm #take:
Just let Coldplay do their thing mannnn
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
Seemed innocent and harmless enough, right? Coldplay is seemingly objectively talented, regardless of if you like the music or not. Alas, this is the internet.
Everyone that's hating on that Coldplay tweet are probably the ones enjoying the new future album lol
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
Well isn't this awkward:
Shoulda been drake and future halftime show woulda been #lit
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) February 8, 2016
You guys just must be WAY too bad ass to like Coldplay
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
My mentions are gold right now hahahaha
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
SOMEONE HAS A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN ME .... MUST ATTACK!!!
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 8, 2016
For the record, Future agreed with Bosa's #take
#Coldplay legendary forever
— FUTURE/FREEBANDZ (@1future) February 8, 2016
This Week's Winner of Twitter
"When you walk out of that last class on a Friday" pic.twitter.com/SOHwRXH6T7
— Kyle Berger (@K_Bergs) February 5, 2016