You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Absolutely hate hate hate that stomach dropping feeling when you know you messed up.
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) February 18, 2016
My phone deleted my free @ChipotleTweets burrito text ... Day ruined
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 18, 2016
Fear not! There was a happy ending.
@beTaylor79 Feel free to let our Customer Service Team know so we can get you your link. Can't leave you burrito-less. -Mike
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 18, 2016
Happy Valentine's Day pic.twitter.com/8fW5kldGoz
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) February 14, 2016
Saw a guy walking around campus with short shorts, tall socks, t shirt and Nike shooing sleeve on. It's below freezing. U win brotha
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 12, 2016
Rest assured, that was not me. I am always severely overdressed. I haven't worn socks that aren't wool since October.
i hate people that smack and i hate people that snore it doesn't get any worse
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) February 12, 2016
With 14 Bucks invited to the #NFLCombine it may feel like winter workouts back @ OSU, I wouldn't be surprised if Mick was running a drill
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) February 17, 2016
BTW, only called you Mick because Coach Mick wouldn't fit in the tweet lol I don't want no smoke
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) February 17, 2016
Cardale Jones is about two months away from being an NFL football player and he's still deathly afraid of not addressing Mickey Marotti properly. I don't even want to know what happens in that weight room that would leave a grown man that permanently scarred.
@b_price54 don't get mad at the scale tomorrow morning William
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) February 16, 2016
Giving Campus Parc my money really hurts
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) February 18, 2016
True fact: a friend of mine once successfully fought a Campus Parc ticket by saying "it was unfair to assume I was at the ARC instead of at the hospital after hours." He was indeed at the ARC, it was just unfair to assume he was at the ARC.
Seeing @benhiggi taking girls on dates to McDonald's on is a sign that I'm doing something right
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) February 16, 2016
I've decided to walk on to the Ohio State basketball team #HoopDreams #BabyShaq #ballislife
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) February 16, 2016
This absolutely needs to happen. At the very least, I need some size on my intramural team...
I demand these muscles to Grow . @TonyVillani_XPE pic.twitter.com/rKk2U2Khy0
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) February 18, 2016
Joey Bosa was unamused.
@BraxtonMiller5 @TonyVillani_XPE too corny
— Joey Bosa (@jbbigbear) February 18, 2016
Love watching @cfada29 inhale 6 scoops of preworkout for #ValentinesMassacre
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) February 19, 2016
Excuse me, six scoops of preworkout? Get that man a heart monitor.
@LiamMcCullough2 he won't let people throw their trash away
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) February 18, 2016
Day is finally over, Fisher is no joke
— Billy Price (@b_price54) February 17, 2016
Marc Smith, man.
I need @EatCookOut
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) February 12, 2016
@JayHolmes_ @EatCookOut They definitely need to expand
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) February 12, 2016
For you Ohioans, Cookout is a magical place where chicken nuggets, corn dogs and quesadillas are considered "sides."
The Newest Slob
There are many holes on this Buckeye team after the exodus of talent following the 2015 season, but the void left by the departure of Ezekiel Elliott's dog, Ace, appeared to be the most difficult to fill.
Buckeye Nation welcome Ace to the family pic.twitter.com/1GEGEssBkQ
— EzekielElliott#15 (@EzekielElliott) July 30, 2015
Matthew Burrell may have done the impossible.
Wait till y'all meet my lil buddy later
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 15, 2016
So this just happened ... Meet the new slob !! pic.twitter.com/C5L1uitF99
— Matthew Burrll Jr!! (@majiiinbuu) February 16, 2016
I daresay Tank may even be cuter than Ace.
The Skinny Pants Wars
Known good-dresser Joshua Perry took to the Twitterverse this week to give his followers some fashion tips.
Well Twitter, this is my stance on skinny pants pic.twitter.com/zNlRK2tans
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) February 15, 2016
Oddly enough, the source of controversy was not the pants.
Waaaaaaaa rrrr those my friend . Got the Mike Tyson boxing shoes on @RIP_JEP pic.twitter.com/C2uISI2H2N
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) February 16, 2016
Look like Mike sparred against them in his prime https://t.co/11yPKC7Iqi
— Cardale Jones (@CJ12_) February 16, 2016
Lol , Ali the great face aaaass' lol https://t.co/pAYw7vJvks
— BRAXTON MILLER (@BraxtonMiller5) February 16, 2016
Joshua Perry's Twitter game is severely underrated, and something tells me he's never unprepared for some beef. He strikes me as the "speak softly and carry a big stick" sort of guy, and when he was threatened, he swung it.
Hey @BraxtonMiller5 pic.twitter.com/M4KxaWAagA
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) February 16, 2016
@CJ12_ found ya long lost brother pic.twitter.com/9fESK4X4KD
— Joshua Edward Perry (@RIP_JEP) February 16, 2016
File this under "double-kill." We're done here.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
Imma letchu borrow sauce cause I'm a fly guy @1future pic.twitter.com/4h9jkJAzME
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) February 17, 2016
