2025 cornerback Jordyn Woods flips from Cincinnati and commits to Ohio State.
You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
I could kill this #BigGuyTwitter thing
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) May 10, 2016
6-5
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) May 10, 2016
265 lbs
Young and Educated #BigGuyTwitter pic.twitter.com/BMRyBv3B8O
Sometimes you gotta dap yourself up pic.twitter.com/S4jngzsATy
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 12, 2016
My roommate told me that in high school he regularly dapped himself. Is that a real thing that people do/did, or do I have permission to make fun of him?
@quick_tg6 pic.twitter.com/CCZjE0rzTi
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 7, 2016
"Finally DUNN" pic.twitter.com/RZ1810pV8w
— Bri'onte Dunn (@DunnItAlready25) May 9, 2016
Marc Smith does indeed have a soul on to 2300
— Billy Price (@b_price54) May 7, 2016
Marc Smith was probably the worst thing that's ever happened to me in my college career. The words "Hi everybody, welcome back" will forever haunt me in my sleep.
8am class in the morning..that was a nice summer break..4days
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) May 11, 2016
Anybody in college know this the real pic.twitter.com/dgrixEVVYT
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) May 11, 2016
Move It Like This by the Baha Men = banger
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) May 9, 2016
You can't forget "Who Let the Dogs Out." That song is comfortably in the top-10 greatest hits of all time.
Watching my momma play 2k >>
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) May 9, 2016
She will probably give you a L https://t.co/NgMWN7GeTn
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 9, 2016
Man I will beat her by 100 with no regrets https://t.co/arbNfNZ37v
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) May 9, 2016
My mom can do a lot of things very well, but video games are not on that list. Props to Ms. Holmes.
6'4 305lb kid #BigGuyTwitter pic.twitter.com/pP8MUov5ON
— BIG EECH (@Meech_Dream14) May 10, 2016
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 6, 2016
Every time I'm home and see something new... pic.twitter.com/BjOmDlBTuQ
— Billy Price (@b_price54) May 6, 2016
They just built a Popeye's down the street from me and it's a magnificent creation.
The Scarlet team lost the Spring Game. Scarlet Team is now shoveling this. Don't be like Scarlet Team. #DontLose pic.twitter.com/Cl7PCwV9xb
— Ohio State Football (@OhioStateFB) May 13, 2016
When you're the kicker, you always lose the Spring Game. Sadly, I will be here soon. #ugh https://t.co/9VjVK6tQWh
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 13, 2016
Or you always win. Sounds like you're not fighting this injustice hard enough.
Day well spent with @tiaaawilliams , we made friends with a friendly kangaroo! pic.twitter.com/u3fpMhJb0c
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 11, 2016
First @GeelongCats game for @tiaaawilliams ! Going to be a long day teaching her the rules! #AFLCatsEagles pic.twitter.com/BytiVTNVBA
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 7, 2016
Hard to explain the rules to an American when the umpiring is this bad #AFLCatsEagles
— Cameron Johnston (@Cam_Johnston) May 7, 2016
Wait. If kickers always lose, don't punters always lose as well? Why does Cam Johnston get to be in Australia doing Australian things while Sean Nuernberger has to mulch trees outside Morrill Tower? Something seems off here.
I have a problem with these @mikeandike pic.twitter.com/W7LIj2oCGd
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 9, 2016
At my little sis 8th grade track meet like "yeah I'm faster then him..himm..he prolly give me a little problem
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) May 11, 2016
Offseason Hobby
Bowlings gonna be my new thing now
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 6, 2016
I'm with you https://t.co/uUc166ZY6c
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) May 6, 2016
Ayeee we at it when we come back https://t.co/bcfmtbPKu2
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 6, 2016
And they weren't all talk.
Where you at @kd__will? pic.twitter.com/IADxk2IfVV
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) May 8, 2016
@JoeySmoke11 whats good pic.twitter.com/PE5xg3payY
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 8, 2016
Better get that practice in bro... https://t.co/M3NxlMBvL4
— Joey Lane (@JoeySmoke11) May 8, 2016
I am perplexingly good at bowling. I only do it about once every six months but I somehow average between 180 and 200 every time. You could say I'm a natural.
So if you're trying to join a bowling league in Columbus, Joey and Kam (or really anyone else), hit me up.
Zone-6 Runs Late
Evidently, Zone-6 has a chronic problem with being on time.
When someone says they will be there in 10-15 minutes, but take an hour to come ... - @YoungKing_JD5
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) May 9, 2016
Another day and another late Johnnie Dixon smh ... @YoungKing_JD5 Florida people I swear
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) May 10, 2016
Wait but...
Makes you think, for sure.
This man ain't real lol I just told you I was walking the dog better tell @Nb_Eight0 to pick you up lol https://t.co/o5GLVHre27
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 10, 2016
@YoungKing_JD5 This is why you should get a hamster. Doesn't require any walking
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) May 10, 2016
Bruh I've been here for 5 minutes and you still haven't came out smh https://t.co/MRiRaPYkLO
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 10, 2016
The plot thickens...
Meanwhile, Noah Brown just patiently offers his assistance.
@quick_tg6 @YoungKing_JD5 lol u need a ride fr ?
— Noah Brown (@Nb_Eight0) May 10, 2016
This Week's Winner of Twitter
It's always a great day at Cedar Point when OSU fans come up to you to ask for a picture thinking you're Raekwon!
— Dre'Mont Jones (@TheOfficial_80) May 6, 2016