You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
Proud to call the guy my dad. And he loves the Buckeyes Hahahahah pic.twitter.com/ChL0zBKcCk
— Stephen Collier (@S13Collier) May 20, 2016
I took a class on grass thinking it would be easy....you really have to pay attention to the whole 20min lecture online to get the answer
— Jt#1 (@o_tate_) May 13, 2016
Done with all of my homework, which gives me almost 2 days to do nothing but play Xbox
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 14, 2016
And play he did.
I take this way too seriously pic.twitter.com/Y5CQbuJNJX
— Sean Nuernberger (@Sean4Heisman1) May 15, 2016
He had more than double everybody else's kills and the second least deaths. This is probably a felony.
Yoga with the bros was definitely LIT
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) May 14, 2016
I truly appreciate everyone that still supports me throughout my career. i know I haven't did what im fully capable of but the time is now!
— Dontre Wilson (@treydayy_) May 13, 2016
The new Google keyboard cold
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 14, 2016
Shoutout to Jamarco Jones for introducing me to the new Google keyboard. You can Google search right from the message screen and send links, images and gifs through it without having to use a browser. It's a game changer.
Don't think my head can get any bigger pic.twitter.com/uTVfCuNWma
— Mike Weber (@mikeweberjr) May 18, 2016
No food places open on campus, no where to cook food, but I still gotta make weight. How Sway?
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) May 16, 2016
Met an couple today and one had a 830 credit score, and the other had a 820 credit score. My kind of relationship goals
— KB24 (@TSprinkle93) May 13, 2016
Great for them, but how exactly did this come up in a conversation on two separate occasions with two random couples? Is sharing your credit score upon first interaction with someone a social expectation I've been oblivious to for nearly 22 years?
Major Jump after squat day pic.twitter.com/KH3GtlVULZ
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) May 17, 2016
No food places open on campus, no where to cook food, but I still gotta make weight. How Sway?
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) May 16, 2016
Who trying to bring me some good DVD's to watch
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 19, 2016
There's this thing called Netflix...
#tb fading fellow teammate @JHilliard47 ...fadeeee me up coach pic.twitter.com/vPfPoqgTSN
— Mike Weber (@mikeweberjr) May 18, 2016
@mikeweberjr Yeeeaaa fade right out of bounds to send us to the Championship
— Justin Hilliard (@JHilliard47) May 18, 2016
Pizza Hut, Papa johns or dominos?
— Tyquan Lewis (@PrimeTime_Lewis) May 15, 2016
If you're in Columbus with dozens of great local pizza places and you're choosing between these three, there is a problem. However, you gotta go with Papa Johns. Also, shoutout to the hero in his mentions that shared a Papa John's coupon code that I will be utilizing tonight (P4DM8 for 40 percent off).
@Sam_Hubbard_ don't even know who Julius Erving is
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) May 16, 2016
I have a bad habit of putting "lol" in EVERY text
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) May 19, 2016
I try to reserve "lol" for when I literally laugh out loud, but I'm failing in that department a lot lately. You deserve better and I will be better.
'It's In THe Syllabus'
Billy Price is a model student. He even goes to class when there is no class.
Less than 10 people in my Business Logistics lecture at the current moment, gotta love summer classes at Fisher
— Billy Price (@b_price54) May 18, 2016
I love that it didn't even seem to concern him that his professor was not one of those 10. He was shortly informed of his error.
@b_price54 how's that going? Cause last class he said we weren't having class this week.
— Dominic Garris (@dgarris11) May 18, 2016
Being in Jamaica I missed the first class, would help if I looked at the updated syllabus https://t.co/2n4KSJp6EB
— Billy Price (@b_price54) May 18, 2016
So essentially, he attended extra class as a result of him aiding small children in an impoverished country. What a guy.
CartWheel Fail
It looks like we can write off cartwheels as a possible sack dance for Raekwon McMillan this upcoming season.
sharing shoes & love in Jamaica! @OhioState_WGYM should @Kwon_daTRUTH try out for the team? #Soles4Souls #GoBucks pic.twitter.com/VTpmO7Una1
— Michelle Burns (@keepinitburnin) May 14, 2016
Yeah, so that was pretty not great.
@keepinitburnin @OhioState_WGYM @Kwon_daTRUTH wow that's embarrassing
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) May 14, 2016
That was my worst kart wheel lol.
— Raekwon McMillan (@Kwon_daTRUTH) May 14, 2016
I swear I can do a better one. https://t.co/H8TbzW3OUy
I mean, it doesn't really get much worse.
That boy not athletic https://t.co/btiNEhX0qe
— QBKILLA (@JayHolmes_) May 14, 2016
This Week's Winner of Twitter
@KBD_33 pic.twitter.com/6EFtLz2xxk
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) May 13, 2016
This one is all about the delivery. There's so much to appreciate here – the signature off to the right in a different font, the screenshot of the notes app to avoid the 140 character count, the fact that he sent this to him through mentions instead of a dm – it's all *100 emoji*.