You may find that work, school, or other obligations keep you from focusing on Twitter the way you should. Thankfully for you, I'm able to tune out those distractions and provide you with a weekly rundown of the best tweets from around campus.
About 30 minutes into the first day orientation and I'm already pitting out into the dress shirt #RealLife
— Joe Burger (@jburgs37) June 6, 2016
Me: What's your favorite food? Her: ummmmm idk.....I think candy. whatttt???
— Bri'onte Dunn (@DunnItAlready25) June 7, 2016
My #HotTake – Candy is bad, actually. I would much rather eat real food. Blueberry flavored lollipop? Firm pass. Just give me some blueberries.
Guy walking into McDonald's with girlfriend "Girl you need to change your diet"
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 8, 2016
Stay blessed ladies & gents..off here for a while.
— JaQuan Lyle (@JMamba13) June 3, 2016
JaQuan Lyle has solid Twitter game. He will be missed. Pour one out for the homie.
Someone is upset about the game ... @Joe_Burrow10 pic.twitter.com/1trTG7seCI
— Torrance Gibson 6 (@quick_tg6) June 6, 2016
@quick_tg6 chill out
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) June 6, 2016
Like all good quarterbacks, Joe Burrow learned from his mistake.
It's a different story in Cleveland
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) June 9, 2016
Did you make Torrance watch the game elsewhere? https://t.co/lJs1s06XdS
— Jeremy Birmingham (@Birm) June 9, 2016
@Birm absolutely
— Joey Burrow (@Joe_Burrow10) June 9, 2016
And Jamarco Jones with perhaps the hottest take of the summer:
The Harry Potter series is 10x better than Lord of the Rings series
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) June 10, 2016
@jjones_74 @MarcGivlerBG pic.twitter.com/YO8oHQPCud
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) June 10, 2016
I need an important clarifier; are we talking movies or books? Because if it's books, I agree (although "10x better" may be a stretch). Harry Potter gets the nod on the books because they're longer, yet easier to read and more captivating, Lord of the Rings gets the nod on the movies because they're amazing.
Can't be the only one that try's to eat everything with a spoon
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) June 6, 2016
Instagram = the biggest gasser of the decade
— Kam Williams (@kd__will) June 5, 2016
I would like to issue a formal apology for my lack of tweets. I'll be back on my game this week. Be ready on Monday https://t.co/LBcgyy31cS
— Liam McCullough (@LiamMcCullough2) June 3, 2016
I appreciate the apology, but here's the problem, Liam: Monday came – nothing. Tuesday came – nothing. Thursday and Friday came – still nothing. Don't make promises you can't keep, my friend.
At least Pantoni was on his game this week.
Happy Birthday shoutout to @LiamMcCullough2 pic.twitter.com/NGmRBgH72p
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) June 5, 2016
Happy Birthday shoutout to @jjones_74 pic.twitter.com/WeDWcdVJLC
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) June 4, 2016
Happy Birthday shoutout to @jburgs37 pic.twitter.com/C208BUp1a1
— Mark Pantoni (@markpantoni) June 3, 2016
Grills?
In a shocking turn of events, it appears as though grills are becoming a campus trend. Earlier this week, JaQuan Lyle rocked a gold grill a week after chipping his tooth during offseason workouts. Now, it appears that Meech has some new ice.
Somebody get @Meech_Dream14 off my snap lol
— Johnnie L. Dixon III (@YoungKing_JD5) June 6, 2016
Anyone who has access to @Meech_Dream14 's snapchat, god bless. This kid is on one with his grill
— Billy Price (@b_price54) June 6, 2016
When you're confused about life pic.twitter.com/1tcmJQBNWp
— Brady Taylor (@beTaylor79) June 6, 2016
I guess I need to hop on the bandwagon?
Legends Never Die
Can't get enough of Cardale Jones? Fear not, now you can have him on every Ohio State football team throughout history!
A hero has taken on the task of photoshopping the Buckeye legend into every Ohio State football team picture, beginning with the program's inaugural season in 1890.
You can follow @infinitecardale to ensure you don't miss out on the glory.
1890 pic.twitter.com/3ILMK8oYnw
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 6, 2016
1891 pic.twitter.com/tgfsqLhljf
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 6, 2016
1892 pic.twitter.com/cRzxaEjzUk
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 6, 2016
1893 pic.twitter.com/vDamb8bwHo
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 6, 2016
1894 pic.twitter.com/mAHng0y5RQ
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 7, 2016
1895 pic.twitter.com/zGwRLrzjIH
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 7, 2016
1896 pic.twitter.com/XP1V3wy3Vg
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 7, 2016
1897 pic.twitter.com/canLbFVz0z
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 8, 2016
1898 pic.twitter.com/J7CyOCwdjP
— infinite cardale (@infinitecardale) June 9, 2016
"A picture of Cardale (Jones) in every OSU team photo in history will eventually be tweeted," a source told Eleven Warriors.
This is just another reminder that it's Cardale Jones' world, we're just living in it.
This Week's Winner of Twitter
Everyone go follow my boy @BrandenBowen #MajorKey
— Jerome Baker Jr. (@Lastname_Baker) June 3, 2016
Jamarco Jones took offense to this.
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) June 3, 2016
@jjones_74 @Lastname_Baker go to sleep you went home
— Branden Bowen (@BrandenBowen) June 3, 2016
And with the finishing blow:
@BrandenBowen @Lastname_Baker you built like a home
— Jamarco Jones (@jjones_74) June 3, 2016
Fatality.
