Ezekiel Elliott Skipping Tonight's Reds Game Due to Stats Class

By D.J. Byrnes on April 8, 2015 at 3:58 pm
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Yesterday, Ezekiel Elliott turned some heads when the St. Louis native tweeted his intentions to wear a Cardinals hat to tonight's Pirates-Reds game, at which Urban Meyer and select footballers will be honored.

But there's one 64-year-old Cincinnatian who can breathe easier, because it looks like the Teflon Wizard made a game-time decision to not attend:

Well, that's disappointing, but at least it's for (what appears to be) a stats class, and not because of a few idiot fans. As a man who reaped the consequences of blowing off things like a midweek night stats class, I can say without doubt that Ezekiel made the right call.

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