Some say an Internet troll can never die.
And that might be true, considering YouTube user hoss4107 is apparently back in the YouTube game.
For the uninitiated, I drew the ire of hoss4107 last year with a post lambasting another grown man under the impression he's a good trash-talker, a one Lawtide423.
Hoss4107 ran to the defense of his fellow insipid and blubbering maw, calling me a "chump-ass Yankee" and telling me to go fuck myself. He then prophesied an Alabama rout.
Of course, it didn't workout that way for ol' hoss4107, who then issued an underhanded mea culpa and slinked into the Internet abyss forever.
OR SO I THOUGHT.
Hoss4107 is back as of yesterday, and spoiler alert: His takes are still half-baked and served with a fistful of salt.
Hoss, you see, is pissed about Urban Meyer blocking transfer walk-on Jack Willoughby's car after Willoughby unknowingly parked in Meyer's designated spot. (Hoss thinks the car belongs to Warren Ball — who actually Tweeted the original picture — but I'm not going to ding him any points because this is the Internet, where #Takes > #Facts.)
Hoss declares that if this happened to him — maybe if an on-the-recruiting-trail Urban Meyer parks his jet at the same backwoods Alabama Sunoco where Hoss is shopping for groceries? — he would taking a "steaming" dump on Urban's car, which definitely isn't illegal and wouldn't lead to somebody getting arrested.
Hoss, simply put, thinks Urban Meyer is a dick, which is obviously why he cheers for non-dick Nick Saban, He's also not high on Ohio State's chances to repeat, but he relishes a rematch with the Buckeyes.
Hoss, is right in one area, however. He says Ohio State plays only three tough games: Virginia Tech, Michigan State, and Penn State. He's not lying.
Look at last year, for example: All three of those teams gave Ohio State a better game than anybody they faced in the postseason.
H/T: @AKstr8up
"CHUMP-ASS YANKEE" COUNT: 1
